Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Lucifer is the unsung hero of the Bible Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]JeanClaude[/m] at 3:08 pm on July 4, 2009[quote]As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do. :blush: [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post JeanClaude Posted at 3:08 pm on July 4, 2009 As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do.

Replies Forever Angel Posted at 5:24 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 7:17 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Forever Angel at 7:02 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 5:37 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009 The devil rocks.   God is a big ole hairy Jew. You've seen Him? We just added some pretty sweet pictures to his Facebook. We called it "chillin w my homies @ sizzler." Oh, I see... You've been taken in by some cheap wannabe... you're so gullible. JeanClaude Posted at 5:17 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Forever Angel at 7:02 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 5:37 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009 The devil rocks.    God is a big ole hairy Jew. You've seen Him? We just added some pretty sweet pictures to his Facebook. We called it "chillin w my homies @ sizzler." Forever Angel Posted at 4:02 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 5:37 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009 The devil rocks. God is a big ole hairy Jew. You've seen Him? JeanClaude Posted at 3:37 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Cunning Stunt at 6:18 pm on July 4, 2009 The devil rocks. God is a big ole hairy Jew. Moridin Posted at 3:20 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:16 am on July 5, 2009 Quote: from Moridin at 6:12 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009 As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest. I loves me some horns, I do.    Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically? That's not something I see. No, that's not something I see at all. Actually, I think that may perhaps be wrong. What evidence is Satan presenting for his claims then? None? How unfortunate. Cunning Stunt Posted at 3:18 pm on July 4, 2009 The devil rocks. JeanClaude Posted at 3:16 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Moridin at 6:12 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009 As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do. Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically? That's not something I see. No, that's not something I see at all. Actually, I think that may perhaps be wrong. StraitjacketJunky Posted at 3:15 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Moridin at 3:12 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009 As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest.  I loves me some horns, I do. Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically? Meh. His views seem a little more reasonable than "You will now burn because I created you unless you suck my balls". With that said, Satan is almost as much of a selfish prick as God. It's picking the lesser of two evils, I suppose. Moridin Posted at 3:12 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 1:08 am on July 5, 2009 As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest. I loves me some horns, I do. Don't you see that Lucifer does not want you to think for yourself, just to adopt his ideological worldview uncritically, rather than accepting the ideological worldview of god uncritically? ElephantStone Posted at 3:10 pm on July 4, 2009 sounds like something they'd say on Have I Got News For You audibleSIN Posted at 3:10 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from JeanClaude at 3:08 pm on July 4, 2009 As the Bible is essentially the story of an angry deity finding new and creative ways to punish mankind for the unforgivable act of being mankind, and Lucifer's attempts to lure men away from blind obedience to the Hebrew god and instead to think for themselves, I'm going to have to say that the devil is pretty much the best friend people ever had. And not to mention, the sexiest. I loves me some horns, I do. | I'm a horns man myself.   moehowardfan Posted at 3:09 pm on July 4, 2009 You're weird. All 12 previous replies displayed.