Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic masterbation stories Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]rich 78907890[/m] at 11:20 pm on June 26, 2008[quote] me in my bed befor sleeping during shower [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post messedupman Posted at 3:49 pm on April 12, 2006 i am just wanting to here funny stories about masterbation and the wirdest places you have masterbatid the wierdest place i have masterbatid is in the woods by my house it was very nice and aroseing and no one saw me hopefuly

Replies zacharyb Posted at 5:24 pm on July 4, 2009 I have one just like the cousin one, except worse. One night we had to share a bed, and it had nothing to do with him I was just horny all day, and it got really late he was already asleep, but rolled over facing me, but I was going to do what I had been waiting for all day. I was already shirtless, just planning to cum on my chest, but then I pull down my underwear, and start going at it slowly. When I started to reach the climax, I started going faster, and then the biggest cum shots came out of me, like I've never had before, and to my horror one of them reached all the way over to him hitting him on dead on the cheek. Thank God he never woke up, and I just used some tissues for clean up. To this day when I see him that horrifying moment is all I can think about, lol. beatinmymeat Posted at 10:26 pm on May 24, 2009 Where haven't I done it. The euipment room in my school gym. The school nurses office. On top of my teachers desk. In my school parking light (in the open during the day) on the sidewalk outside my school. In the ocean. On my dad's bed. On my ex girlriends bed. On my neighbors bed. On by cousins bed right next to him while he was sleeping. Me and a group of like 6 friends all had a circle jerk in the locker room before Gym class (we all walked out pitching some tents if you know what I mean) The list goes on and on...I'm a kinky person... beatinmymeat Posted at 10:20 pm on May 24, 2009 Umm...where haven't I done it. I've done it in my school gym equipment room. The school nurses office. The school bathroom. My ex girlfriends bed. My dad's bed. My neighbors bed. In the ocean. In the sower. On my teachers desk...he helped me. In my school parking lot (in the open during the day) Sitting on the sidewalk outside of school. In the porn shop. In a restaurant under the table. sitting at my desk in class when I was bored. In my cousins bed laying right next to him...the list goes on and on yung t Posted at 1:40 pm on Mar. 2, 2009 Eeewww yaall r nasty I ejaculate fast I remeber 1 time I ejaculated and tons of sperm came out warm white brite stinky and creammy that felt soo good and that was 2 months ago... I masterbate till this day amd ejaculate a medium size load lol Flable Posted at 12:42 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Post from this position was omitted due to content violations Flable Posted at 12:42 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Once I was in a bath room masterbating in a boat yard and I was going and I was making a lot of noise since I used siliva and a guy comes in and hears me but I just cept on going then he left I dosent care Flable Posted at 12:42 am on Jan. 2, 2009 Post from this position was omitted due to content violations bigdickhardbody Posted at 7:50 pm on July 7, 2008 huh? <br> rich 78907890 Posted at 11:20 pm on June 26, 2008 me in my bed befor sleeping during shower Crippleboy Posted at 2:48 pm on April 3, 2007 me i have done it on the roof it was midday and i was sick so i climbed on the roof behind the ac thing and did it it was windy felt good big john Posted at 9:17 am on Oct. 18, 2006 one time i was in the confessiaonal and was really turned on by my minister and i cudnt help myself so i started to go crazy on it and another young boy happened to open the door and saw me and ran off crying sexyboy13 Posted at 11:09 am on June 4, 2006 Quote: from tait at 7:00 pm on April 12, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. gurlnextdoor Posted at 2:58 pm on April 14, 2006 lol some of the stories are so funny cordially invited Posted at 7:50 pm on April 13, 2006 Well, this happened to my boyfriend. We were on the phone, in the mood for phone sex. And right when we were about to start, he had his penis out, and he had forgotten to lock the door, and his sister walked in. Ahahaha, I felt really bad but I couldn't stop laughing, and that happened almost 4months ago, and I still remind him up to now. sexyman11 Posted at 6:52 pm on April 13, 2006 i heard about a guy in my school who had a boner and then his mum walked in, so he fell of his bed and broke his boner. PWN3D. lmao, that story made my day, even though it hurts just thinking about it, it's still hilarious. Too painful really painful; i have masturbated on top of my ceiling at night might say the most weird one; and in a parking lot in a van.. Most recent 15 of 42 previous replies displayed.