Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Things that you can't say while drunk Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]swedger[/m] at 8:49 am on Aug. 20, 2008[quote]THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 3. Donner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 6. I'm not interested in fighting you. 7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 8. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning. :biggrin: Im bored![/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post swedger Posted at 8:49 am on Aug. 20, 2008 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Nope, no more booze for me! 2. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 3. Donner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 6. I'm not interested in fighting you. 7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 8. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning. Im bored!

Replies PewPew Posted at 11:09 am on Aug. 20, 2008 So true. Duffasaurus Posted at 9:03 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from swedger at 11:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from iJeannie at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. The next time my life is at risk from not being able to say any of the above il let you know..... QFT, lol breannafhchick06 Posted at 9:01 am on Aug. 20, 2008 lol true true Dexus Posted at 8:57 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from Alabamarama at 4:51 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 2. Anti-constitutionalistically   I couldn't even say that sober. Same. I like this, I may have to steal it. ronda Posted at 8:55 am on Aug. 20, 2008 you make that up yourself or get it off the internet? BubbleCake Posted at 8:55 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from swedger at 4:49 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:   1. Innovative   2. Preliminary   3. Proliferation   4. Cinnamon   THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:   1. Specificity   2. Anti-constitutionalistically   3. Passive-aggressive disorder   4. Tran substantiate Seriously, I can't even say any of those sober never mind drunk!   Edit; Wait, I can say Passive-aggressive disorder     doddy92 Posted at 8:53 am on Aug. 20, 2008 ha ha swedger Posted at 8:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008 Quote: from iJeannie at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. The next time my life is at risk from not being able to say any of the above il let you know..... Saharah Posted at 8:52 am on Aug. 20, 2008 LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Stand Up Posted at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 What if you are drunk and your life depends on saying a word like that? ... That's why I say that drinking is stupid and dangerous, putting life at risk just to numb senses and hide from reality. Energizer Bunny Posted at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 " 9. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning." That is actually fucking easy to say. I was wasted once and got home 2 hours before going work. Bonolove Posted at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 lol...true... Alabamarama Posted at 8:51 am on Aug. 20, 2008 2. Anti-constitutionalistically I couldn't even say that sober. hazeleyedangel Posted at 8:50 am on Aug. 20, 2008 I bought that sign for my ex. Bitner Posted at 8:50 am on Aug. 20, 2008 yes you are. yes you are Most recent 15 of 15 previous replies displayed.