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Keltic Fighter Posted at 7:05 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Well, I am going to need to take a drug test to get this job, however I just smoked weed a few days ago. How can I get it out of my system fast?

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OMGalice Posted at 11:52 am on Aug. 29, 2008
get one of yoru friends who could pass a piss test to pee in a condom and stick it between your balls befor eyou go and when then make you go piss just put that in the cut they will never know...my friends do it all the time
Sisyphe Posted at 3:18 pm on Aug. 28, 2008
First of all, when is your test?  Second of all, water does not work.  THC is fat soluble, not water soluble.  Thirdly, detox kits are not guaranteed, so take heed, and don't be disappointed if it doesn't work.  Basically, the only thing that's going to help you is time.  How often do you smoke, and when is that test?
scalywag66 Posted at 7:28 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 7:22 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from scalywag66 at 10:19 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

I take it this is the usual drug test where you drop a urine sample, and it  that case, it all depends on what kind of body you have.  Excuse the term, but fatter people take  bit longer to detox since THC is stored in the fat cells.  Thinner people with fast metabolism can detox quicker since they burn the fat right away.  

 In any event, drink lots, and I do mean LOTS of water or vinegar to pee it out, or take detox pills/drinks etc. and follow the directions provided.  You also put bleech on your fingertips and let the urine hit your fingertips as you're leaking so that the bleech can mask the substance.  

 



I heard if you drink a drop of bleach it would clean out your system. Do you know if that is true?

No, I haven't heard or tried that one, and I seriously recommend you not trying that route.

scalywag66 Posted at 7:26 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 7:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from HatesYou at 10:14 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 9:11 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from HatesYou at 10:08 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

That doesn't work, for when you are going in for the test they tell you to leave all your belongings outside.

  lol, no, my friends are a bunch of druggies, and they have this thing called the Wizanator, what it is is a small dick looking thing. That you fill up and heat it up. Then you just drain it out into the cup. They would never know since you strap it on. lol

Then what the hell are you doing go grab that shit from then and leave us alone.  

 Just grab the clean piss from... your mum or something i dont know haha.



lol, I don't know about that though. Because you have to make that piss an exact temperature and stuff. There is way to much risk using it.

the way I did it before with my brother's piss was that I had it in three ziplock bags, had the bags over the air vents with the heater blasting to maintain temperature high temperature, once I got to lab, put the bags in your crotch area between 2 underwears(i had 2 pairs on to prevent getting burned from hot bags) and go in, filled paperwork, put belongings in case, went into the bathroom and ripped a corner of the bags to leak my brother into the cup.

Hired !!!

HatesYou Posted at 7:26 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 9:22 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

I heard if you drink a drop of bleach it would clean out your system. Do you know if that is true?
It is false.
Keltic Fighter Posted at 7:22 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from scalywag66 at 10:19 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

I take it this is the usual drug test where you drop a urine sample, and it that case, it all depends on what kind of body you have. Excuse the term, but fatter people take bit longer to detox since THC is stored in the fat cells. Thinner people with fast metabolism can detox quicker since they burn the fat right away.

In any event, drink lots, and I do mean LOTS of water or vinegar to pee it out, or take detox pills/drinks etc. and follow the directions provided. You also put bleech on your fingertips and let the urine hit your fingertips as you're leaking so that the bleech can mask the substance.



I heard if you drink a drop of bleach it would clean out your system. Do you know if that is true?
scalywag66 Posted at 7:19 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
I take it this is the usual drug test where you drop a urine sample, and it  that case, it all depends on what kind of body you have.  Excuse the term, but fatter people take  bit longer to detox since THC is stored in the fat cells.  Thinner people with fast metabolism can detox quicker since they burn the fat right away.

In any event, drink lots, and I do mean LOTS of water or vinegar to pee it out, or take detox pills/drinks etc. and follow the directions provided.  You also put bleech on your fingertips and let the urine hit your fingertips as you're leaking so that the bleech can mask the substance.

HatesYou Posted at 7:18 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 9:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

lol, I don't know about that though. Because you have to make that piss an exact temperature and stuff. There is way to much risk using it.
Well you should be fine with the whole drinking water thing.
I smoked my ass off for my graduation and then the next day i was called in for an interview at a Federal Bank.
I asked them if i could postpone the interview and they agreed.
So i had four days to drain the weed outta me.
I never drank so much water in my LIFE!
I ended up getting the job. WOO.

So good luck.  And drink up.

Keltic Fighter Posted at 7:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from HatesYou at 10:14 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 9:11 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from HatesYou at 10:08 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

That doesn't work, for when you are going in for the test they tell you to leave all your belongings outside.
 
 lol, no, my friends are a bunch of druggies, and they have this thing called the Wizanator, what it is is a small dick looking thing. That you fill up and heat it up. Then you just drain it out into the cup. They would never know since you strap it on. lol

Then what the hell are you doing go grab that shit from then and leave us alone.

Just grab the clean piss from... your mum or something i dont know haha.



lol, I don't know about that though. Because you have to make that piss an exact temperature and stuff. There is way to much risk using it.
SovSull Posted at 7:15 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from HatesYou at 10:10 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from SovSull at 9:07 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

rip your job
People needz monays, HO.

i know i was resting in peace his job

audrey820 Posted at 7:14 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
I would use it from another guy, We have different hormones.
ALostHope Posted at 7:14 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 7:13 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from ALostHope at 10:11 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Dude you should be fine. it has been 3 days and if you have more days then just try to flush some more.  

 Smoking four times in two weeks isn't anything.



Yeah, I been trying to take an easy on the weed, however sometimes I need it, lol.

Not need bro, want.
I hear you though, I get like that sometimes.

HatesYou Posted at 7:14 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from Keltic Fighter at 9:11 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Quote: from HatesYou at 10:08 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

That doesn't work, for when you are going in for the test they tell you to leave all your belongings outside.

lol, no, my friends are a bunch of druggies, and they have this thing called the Wizanator, what it is is a small dick looking thing. That you fill up and heat it up. Then you just drain it out into the cup. They would never know since you strap it on. lol

Then what the hell are you doing go grab that shit from then and leave us alone.

Just grab the clean piss from... your mum or something i dont know haha.

Keltic Fighter Posted at 7:13 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Quote: from ALostHope at 10:11 pm on Aug. 27, 2008

Dude you should be fine. it has been 3 days and if you have more days then just try to flush some more.

Smoking four times in two weeks isn't anything.



Yeah, I been trying to take an easy on the weed, however sometimes I need it, lol.
metacarPi Posted at 7:12 pm on Aug. 27, 2008
Drink lots of water the day before and the day of, so your pee is very diluted and it's less of a chance they'll detect the drug.  

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