Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic The fastest way to get drunk! Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]bigredron[/m] at 6:10 pm on Nov. 27, 2008[quote]same way when u take xtc pills. you shove it up your ass just a bit and it is absorebed straight away[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Uniq0ne Posted at 6:02 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Poor your beverage of choice down your ass hole while your upside down. The alcohol is absorbed by your intestines without being filtered in your liver.

Replies Kris10bella Posted at 12:58 pm on Nov. 30, 2008 lol. bosss Posted at 9:02 am on Nov. 30, 2008 i saw this on manswers too! Princess Of Evil Posted at 11:51 pm on Nov. 29, 2008 What an incredibly stupid and disgusting idea. No thank you. StorrowDrive Posted at 8:56 am on Nov. 29, 2008 The stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me. hokie Posted at 11:25 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from The Samsoniteman at 8:45 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 1:25 am on Nov. 29, 2008 Actually, it's a fact that you'll get drunk faster when alcohol enters through your butt. If it took you just a can of beer to get drunk, and you poured it all through your anus, you would feel it quicker then if you took the same amount at the same rate through your mouth. Fair enough, I accept that the large intestine might be a more efficient absorber of alcohol and so you could get drunk faster. I'm not exactly sure what all the liver has to do with alcohol, but I know that it does act as a filter to help prevent alcohol poisoning. And when it's coming from your butt and avoiding the liver, there's nothing there to even help prevent it. You're just taking straight alcohol into your bloodstream. The liver doesn't filter alcohol and simply absorbing alcohol in your intestine doesn't avoid the liver at all. You can absorb nutrients anywhere in your GI tract and it all ends up in the same place: the blood. Oh, gotcha. Then I was indeed wrong about the liver, lol. MushroomSatsujin Posted at 6:00 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Watching manswers I take it? TheOtherHorseman Posted at 5:57 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Well, you see, the ass is hooked up to a magical secondary circulatory system which is completely different from the one your stomach absorbs things into. This secondary system bypasses the liver entirely, and is driven primarily by a cluster of tiny hearts located between the kidneys. The Samsoniteman Posted at 5:45 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 1:25 am on Nov. 29, 2008 Actually, it's a fact that you'll get drunk faster when alcohol enters through your butt. If it took you just a can of beer to get drunk, and you poured it all through your anus, you would feel it quicker then if you took the same amount at the same rate through your mouth. Fair enough, I accept that the large intestine might be a more efficient absorber of alcohol and so you could get drunk faster. I'm not exactly sure what all the liver has to do with alcohol, but I know that it does act as a filter to help prevent alcohol poisoning. And when it's coming from your butt and avoiding the liver, there's nothing there to even help prevent it. You're just taking straight alcohol into your bloodstream. The liver doesn't filter alcohol and simply absorbing alcohol in your intestine doesn't avoid the liver at all. You can absorb nutrients anywhere in your GI tract and it all ends up in the same place: the blood. hokie Posted at 5:25 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from The Samsoniteman at 5:32 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 2:09 am on Nov. 28, 2008 This. Alcohol avoiding being filtered by your liver isn't cool just because it'll straight get you drunk faster, it's just not good because it won't filter it at all in keeping you from getting alcohol poisoning. The liver doesn't filter alcohol, it just absorbs it from the bloodstream and catabolises it at a rate of about a unit per hour. Pretty dangerous, actually. But I mean yeah... you'll def get drunk faster. No you won't. If the absorption rate is the same, which I doubt it is, you will get drunk to the same extent no matter how it enters your blood. My guess is that alcohol is most efficiently absorbed in the stomach, and it's much nicer and easier that way too. Actually, it's a fact that you'll get drunk faster when alcohol enters through your butt. If it took you just a can of beer to get drunk, and you poured it all through your anus, you would feel it quicker then if you took the same amount at the same rate through your mouth. I'm not exactly sure what all the liver has to do with alcohol, but I know that it does act as a filter to help prevent alcohol poisoning. And when it's coming from your butt and avoiding the liver, there's nothing there to even help prevent it. You're just taking straight alcohol into your bloodstream. Yeah, you might get drunk the same no matter where it enters, but you'll feel it quicker when it comes up from down low. I watched something on television about this a long time ago, and read something about it on the internet too a while back. I don't have any sources, but this is what was presented. If that's all wrong... then I'm out of eligibility to contribute to these conversations anymore, lol. The Samsoniteman Posted at 2:32 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from hokie at 2:09 am on Nov. 28, 2008 This. Alcohol avoiding being filtered by your liver isn't cool just because it'll straight get you drunk faster, it's just not good because it won't filter it at all in keeping you from getting alcohol poisoning. The liver doesn't filter alcohol, it just absorbs it from the bloodstream and catabolises it at a rate of about a unit per hour. Pretty dangerous, actually. But I mean yeah... you'll def get drunk faster. No you won't. If the absorption rate is the same, which I doubt it is, you will get drunk to the same extent no matter how it enters your blood. My guess is that alcohol is most efficiently absorbed in the stomach, and it's much nicer and easier that way too. The Samsoniteman Posted at 2:28 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 If you drink alcohol it is absorbed into the blood which takes it to the liver. If you pump it into your large intestine the exact same thing will happen. Your liver is not in your neck, shockingly. arwen rashka Posted at 10:27 am on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from FurryPanther at 6:05 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 There is a reason your liver is supposed to filter the alcohol. You'll get alcohol poisoning incredibly easily your way. FP QFT. xXmY PaPeR HeArTXx Posted at 10:48 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 tha hell Skip Posted at 9:59 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 lol how hard would that be to do though i mean come on sharongmc Posted at 6:14 pm on Nov. 27, 2008 Oh yeah??? Most recent 15 of 34 previous replies displayed.