or also known as, i wanna be the guy.
you cannot win this game, and you will not win this game without throwing your computer to the nearest wall.
if you want to try to feel like you succeed at life, play this game all the way through without dying once, if you want to at least pass at life with a C play this game without getting angry at it,
if you want to get a D, play this game and throw your computer at a wall.
if you want to completely fail at life, don't even bother playing...
that is all...
here is the download if you feel you can do this
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
download the "IWTBG Beta Build(Slomo)" under the version 1.0.0
and have fun.
It's been sat on my desktop for aaaages and I still don't get very far :( You seen any of the speedruns?