Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic My mom is weird. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]airemaye[/m] at 6:33 pm on Jan. 7, 2009[quote]Quote: from [m]The Good Guy[/m] at 8:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009[quote]Are you not gonna be a nerd anymore? What happened?[/quote] LOL, how am I not a nerd anymore?[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post airemaye Posted at 6:27 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 She always complains about Eric Idle singing "Life's a piece of shit when you look at it" in the Monty Python song Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. She's like, "This song would be a lot better if he didn't use that word." And I'm like, "Mom, it's Monty Python!" BUT she's totally okay with lyrics like this: "You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy christmas your arse I pray God it's our last" and this: "And what do we do with 10 dirty Jews a thirty-ought full of rock salt and a warm afternoon? What do we do? What do we do? Lay your belly under mine Naked under me, under me Such a filthy dimming shine The way you kick and scream, kick and scream" and this: "With dirty hands and trousers torn they grapple 'til she's safe within their keeping. A gag is placed between her lips to keep her sorry tongue from any speaking, or screaming. And they row her out to packets where the sailor's sorry racket calls for maidenhead. And she's scarce above the gunwales when her clothes fall to a bundle and she's laid in bed on the upper deck. And so she goes from ship to ship, her ankles clasped, her arms are rudely pinioned.'Til at last she's satisfied the lot of the marina's teeming minions, in their opinion." I mean, really. If she's going to censor my music in ridiculous ways, she ought to at least be consistent.

Replies The Good Guy Posted at 6:51 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from airemaye at 9:50 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from The Good Guy at 8:36 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from airemaye at 9:33 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from The Good Guy at 8:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Are you not gonna be a nerd anymore?       What happened?   LOL, how am I not a nerd anymore?    IDK, I've noticed you wanted to change and stuff.    I think it's cool you're exploring more options with your personality. I'll always be a nerd, but I just want to be a nerd with more of a social life. Haha. If that makes sense. But I digress... Yeah, I've been like that. It will be hard since alot of people think they're better than nerds. airemaye Posted at 6:50 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from The Good Guy at 8:36 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from airemaye at 9:33 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from The Good Guy at 8:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Are you not gonna be a nerd anymore?   What happened?    LOL, how am I not a nerd anymore? IDK, I've noticed you wanted to change and stuff. I think it's cool you're exploring more options with your personality. I'll always be a nerd, but I just want to be a nerd with more of a social life. Haha. If that makes sense. But I digress... The Good Guy Posted at 6:36 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from airemaye at 9:33 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from The Good Guy at 8:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Are you not gonna be a nerd anymore?    What happened? LOL, how am I not a nerd anymore? IDK, I've noticed you wanted to change and stuff. I think it's cool you're exploring more options with your personality. carracer Posted at 6:35 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 lmao. You have a good point. And what would the point be to Monty Python and Mel Brooks if they weren't insulting and profane? Its a joke and supposed to be taken as one. airemaye Posted at 6:33 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from The Good Guy at 8:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Are you not gonna be a nerd anymore? What happened? LOL, how am I not a nerd anymore? Littlestoxie Posted at 6:29 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Thats just every mom, sometimes they care about bad things being said and others they don't pay attention and don't care. The Good Guy Posted at 6:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Are you not gonna be a nerd anymore? What happened? All 7 previous replies displayed.