Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Any Script/Code Writers!!! Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]DefaultTo0[/m] at 3:46 pm on Sep. 12, 2008[quote]Saw this a year ago - not my own design, but hey, I'm posting it. [i]Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed![/i] [code]$spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/"); $pos = strpos($spammers, $domain); if ($pos === false) { $newpagerank=rand(0, 10); } else { $newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank); }[/code][/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post ManicD Posted at 3:21 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 OK, I'm looking for script/code writers to judge and possible enter a contest. at the moment a list of interested parties in entering and judging is all i'm after, i'm aware of that few members will be able to enter so i may design rules where judges can enter aswell (not marking their own work).   If you have any skill in writing scripts/code please PM me with details of your language and skill level and i'll try and get you involved The contest idea is to design a comical portion of code in your chosen language. an example is below...(yes i'm aware its not accurate or finished its just a quick example) If (Girl < 150lbs) If (Girl Speech = "wanna fuck?") $Fuck else $Run Endif else $Run Endif EDIT: This is not the contest itself, just an opportunity to register interest and/or aid in the creation of the contest

Replies matto Posted at 8:55 pm on Nov. 1, 2008 I'm hooked on Java at the moment.  I'd enter. spartan09 Posted at 6:37 pm on Nov. 1, 2008 Is this still up? I do PHP, probably basic to intermediate.. So maybe something like... Code: if ($Obama == "President") { $me = "moving to canada"; } elseif ($McCain == "President") { $me = "hope for the best"; } else { $me = "Thank God someone else won!"; } echo $me; Rather stupid, but it's all I could come up with on a whim. JudeLaurence Posted at 8:09 am on Sep. 15, 2008 C++ Skill: basic to intermediate. ManicD Posted at 6:02 pm on Sep. 14, 2008 Bump   ManicD Posted at 7:24 am on Sep. 13, 2008 Quote: from DefaultTo0 at 2:31 pm on Sep. 13, 2008 You could always take that as my entry. no no no no no...original works only!!! DefaultTo0 Posted at 6:31 am on Sep. 13, 2008 You could always take that as my entry. ManicD Posted at 4:56 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 Quote: from DefaultTo0 at 11:46 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 Saw this a year ago - not my own design, but hey, I'm posting it. Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed! Code: $spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/";); $pos = strpos($spammers, $domain); if ($pos === false) { $newpagerank=rand(0, 10); } else { $newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank); } wanna join in the fun with a script of yoru own? or judge? DefaultTo0 Posted at 3:46 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 Saw this a year ago - not my own design, but hey, I'm posting it. Part of Google's PageRank algorithm... revealed! Code: $spammers=file_get_contents("http://www.45n5.com/top100/";); $pos = strpos($spammers, $domain); if ($pos === false) { $newpagerank=rand(0, 10); } else { $newpagerank=rand(0, $pagerank); } Molfsontan Posted at 3:24 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 Oh my god, I laughed a bit marshmellowman Posted at 3:24 pm on Sep. 12, 2008 Get hatt to play. I'm sure he'd have a laugh doing it. All 10 previous replies displayed.