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valdj Posted at 3:04 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
i started a new job a few months ago and after a week of work this new guy starts working there. he has a 96 golf with a 1.8L 5 speed and 90 hp. one night i was leaving work and went to start my car. as i come back to the building to punch out, this guy is standing there looking all excited.

"hey is that a Nissan" he asks
"no its a Hyundai" i reply
"at least you made a piece of shit Hyundai look better" he says

of coarse this pissed me off

"what do you drive" i reply
"i drive a 96 golf" he says

i just walk away knowing hes just an ignorant vw owner.

the next day its -42C weather out here and my car wont start. so i call into work and tell them. Turned out my battery was dead and i needed a new one.
I come back to work the next day and the boss asks me what was wrong with my car and i say the battery died, then i hear

"what do you expect its a Hyundai" from that guy with the golf. Which really pissed me off.


a couple of days later i get off work and i had a bad day so i was pretty pissed. i get on the hwy and floor it then i see that guy in the golf trying to catch up but i had to slow down because a red light was coming up. i stopped and was waiting for it to turn green as he pulls beside me and starts revving his engine(did i mansion his muffler fell off and he was straight piping it) so it was loud as hell. i smiled as the light turned green we both floored it. all i could see is his lights getting farther in my rear view mirror.

next day he comes up to me

"yo man your car is sick, can you make my car faster" he says

"sure what do you want" i reply

"i don't know man i just want it to be the fastest golf in town" he says

"well i can get you an exhaust and intake and and oil catch can "i reply

"ya man loots do that" he says

so i go to Canadian tire and get a cherry bomb muffler, cherry bomb glass pack,some pipe, clamps, hangers,racing steering wheel on sale, air filter and an air duct. total cost was $250

also i had an oil air compressor filter laying around that i made into a catch can.

so i put it all in his car which took me 2 hours and charged him $620.

the next day he comes up to me

"yo i smoked an f-150 in first gear" he says

"ya man its the stuff i put in your car"

hes like "ya man thanks"


got to love ricers lol

BTW hes car has rust all over it that he painted over with a spray can and hes reverse doesn't work and he always is trying to race people


vlad

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Killer Tofu Posted at 5:19 pm on Dec. 29, 2008
Hah. He sounds like a tool.
"i don't know man i just want it to be the fastest golf in town" he says
Tell him speed don't come cheap!
Women are for sex Posted at 10:14 am on Dec. 29, 2008
That was the worst story I've ever read.
mymerej Posted at 5:10 am on Dec. 29, 2008
It's still a hyundai.

Not sure what you think you owned there...it's a 94? Golf. they were slow back then.

As you said - he has 90hp. How is that owning someone? That's just having a newer car.

blacklist Posted at 1:30 am on Dec. 29, 2008
Quote: from MrRight at 4:09 pm on Dec. 27, 2008

yo brah come race me in my bimma

unless you have an e30 m3 or e39 m5.. then it sucks. I had a e30m3 and loved it. Sold it (regret) and got a e36m3 (POS), got rid of that and got a e46m3 vert (sucks) and refused to get one after.

My dad wanted a e90 330xi so he got ahold of the first one avaliable in new england.. POS, super heavy steering and blah interior. The new M series cars arent fast and the interiors are nothing special. In fact I think my GR STI interior is nicer than the new M3s!

BMW= overrr rated.

soldierofjustice3 Posted at 5:41 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
I thought this was going to be an admittance of the all the rice stuff on your Hyundai...
DavaBass Posted at 5:37 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
I smell bullshit
rand0mguy Posted at 4:54 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
wat Do you expect Hyundai's suck
MrRight Posted at 4:09 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
yo brah come race me in my bimma
UndergroundKing Posted at 3:12 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
An F-150... Lol
UndergroundKing Posted at 3:10 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
Hahahaha thats awesome man.  What a douche.
hopeguz3 Posted at 3:07 pm on Dec. 27, 2008
Thats awesome u need to do that to my car when i get one
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