Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Cars + Sex Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]DaisyMontana[/m] at 2:08 pm on July 4, 2009[quote]Hummer would be the best.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post FTF Posted at 2:07 pm on July 4, 2009 Post what you think would be the best car to have sex in. I think this: The Dodge Grand Caravan. Fold flat rear seats so you can fit a mattress in, plus stock tinted windows. Really, the only thing they haven't thought of when designing the Dodge Grand Caravan was getting the girls into the vehicle in the first place.

Replies emo sux69 Posted at 10:31 pm on July 5, 2009 Quote: from KRNsoccerplayer24 at 2:18 pm on July 6, 2009 Daihatsu Midjets ae funny. KRNsoccerplayer24 Posted at 9:18 pm on July 5, 2009 whrocky5092 Posted at 4:11 pm on July 5, 2009 a caddy, a buick, or a fukin chevy. big freakin bench seats Mr Feel Good Posted at 3:28 pm on July 5, 2009 What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? If it was forced on you as a child you'll like it as an adult. emo sux69 Posted at 1:06 pm on July 5, 2009 Quote: from FTF at 5:55 am on July 6, 2009 I have an aunt with a early 80s Dodge Ram Van with "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side. No joke. Its the Pedo family! FTF Posted at 12:55 pm on July 5, 2009 I have an aunt with a early 80s Dodge Ram Van with "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side. No joke. ScoobyDoo82 Posted at 12:50 pm on July 5, 2009 Quote: from FTF at 5:07 pm on July 4, 2009 Post what you think would be the best car to have sex in.   I think this: The Dodge Grand Caravan. Fold flat rear seats so you can fit a mattress in, plus stock tinted windows. Really, the only thing they haven't thought of when designing the Dodge Grand Caravan was getting the girls into the vehicle in the first place. Either that or they THOUGHT of designing it for pedophiles to molest children in. With all the room plus tinted windows, its a great car for pedos. Mr Feel Good Posted at 9:57 am on July 5, 2009 Quote: from drifting at 4:28 am on July 5, 2009 Quote: from 3800 FTW at 5:17 pm on July 4, 2009 i had sex in my suburban.   You had sex?    (Just messing with you, dont freak)       As you can see, my Wagon comes fully loaded with a mattress in the backseat. Oddly enough, I have slept on said mattress, I have thrown up on said mattress, I have spilled cheap beer on said mattress, but I have not had sex on said mattress. Other people have though (). I threw out the mattress before I had a chance.   Fun fact though: I lost my virginity in the backseat of a Ford Focus.   And Im not even going to ever attempt sex in my Miata. Well, maybe on the hood, but it dents kinda easily... That's cooler than every car on here combined. There's a fucking mattress in it. drifting Posted at 2:28 am on July 5, 2009 Quote: from 3800 FTW at 5:17 pm on July 4, 2009 i had sex in my suburban.   You had sex? (Just messing with you, dont freak) As you can see, my Wagon comes fully loaded with a mattress in the backseat. Oddly enough, I have slept on said mattress, I have thrown up on said mattress, I have spilled cheap beer on said mattress, but I have not had sex on said mattress. Other people have though (). I threw out the mattress before I had a chance. Fun fact though: I lost my virginity in the backseat of a Ford Focus. And Im not even going to ever attempt sex in my Miata. Well, maybe on the hood, but it dents kinda easily... emo sux69 Posted at 11:25 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from Mr Feel Good at 4:14 pm on July 5, 2009 Quote: from emo sux69 at 12:56 am on July 5, 2009 not a Impreza thats for sure, i learned its hard to have sex in the back seat of that thing its soo fucking small.    ended up doing it outside in the end. No elbow space? more like no space at all, its like they where going to make a coupe but then thought fuck it and slapped on two more doors without making it bigger. Mr Feel Good Posted at 11:14 pm on July 4, 2009 Quote: from emo sux69 at 12:56 am on July 5, 2009 not a Impreza thats for sure, i learned its hard to have sex in the back seat of that thing its soo fucking small. ended up doing it outside in the end. No elbow space?   emo sux69 Posted at 10:56 pm on July 4, 2009 not a Impreza thats for sure, i learned its hard to have sex in the back seat of that thing its soo fucking small. ended up doing it outside in the end. 4est Posted at 9:57 pm on July 4, 2009 mattress in the back, in the cool breeze, under the night's sky... espresso8097 Posted at 6:27 pm on July 4, 2009 Buick Roadmaster wagon. Just imagine an air mattress in the back for added comfort. i r sekz Posted at 3:00 pm on July 4, 2009 Honestly sex in the back of my friends Honda Odyssey was best very roomy, but the my ass would stick to the seat when she got on top. Most recent 15 of 21 previous replies displayed.