Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic I'm Scared! Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]jamiee[/m] at 5:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008[quote]wait, like a real person does this to you? or is it a dream? this is creepy[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Anonymous Posted at 5:04 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 everytime i go to sleep i worry. ALOT. because everytime im awoken by some muscular, forceful man with a gruff voice named "Pedro". at least thats what he calls himself. his voice tells me "it's only a dream" then he puts a clothe over my mouth and i go back to sleep. when i wake up, a part of my body has been shaved. for example, today i woke up with a 3 inch X 3inch area shaved off me leg. the day before, a batman sign on above my penis. a few years ago, my chest and balls had every fast food logo perfectly shaved into it. if anyone wants to offer any NON judgemental advice on how to deal with this slick sicko, please tell me. i'm thinking of setting bug zappers around my room.

Replies Anonymous Posted at 5:20 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from bracexface lovesxdan at 5:14 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from jamiee at 8:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait, like a real person does this to you?  or is it a dream?    this is creepy     yea no but that must say something about my mental state that i made that up so fast... BeautifulxLiar Posted at 5:14 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from jamiee at 8:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait, like a real person does this to you?   or is it a dream? this is creepy yea Anonymous Posted at 5:11 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Quote: from flufferbunkers at 5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait this isnt a dream?!!1 no and that isn't the worst part!! wait yeah it is. in loveeex3 Posted at 5:10 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 a dream ? schizophrenic ? babecakes Posted at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  this is the funnyest LW topic ever made k14nk Posted at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 lock your door? Mediocre Posted at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 If there is any justice in the world, this will be a modpick. phrozen Posted at 5:08 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 If i had a penis. I would want batman shaved above it too ^-^ flufferbunkers Posted at 5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait this isnt a dream?!!1 PVHSco08 Posted at 5:07 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wth. Zoom66 Posted at 5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 haha  the batman symbol ...its not pedro MixedDelight Posted at 5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Professional Help. Psychiatric. ironicdreams Posted at 5:06 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 I wish I has a batman logo shaved above MY penis... /pouts jamiee Posted at 5:05 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 wait, like a real person does this to you? or is it a dream? this is creepy All 14 previous replies displayed.