1.) They appreciate the beauty of other women.2.) They think penises are ugly.3.) When drunk they will sometimes make out with other women.4.) They want men to act like women (being sensitive, crying at movies, dressing nice, shopping with them)5.) They think a man dressed-up is more sexy than a man who's naked.
Because men are straight, we don't appreciate the beauty of other men. We love vaginas. When drunk we don't make out with one another. We don't want girls to be macho. And of course we love nudity more than you in a nice dress. We are completely hetero, women are completely gay. You know you all want to experiment but you don't want the label of being gay. By the way, I AM BITTER so don't bother accusing me of it. I ADMIT IT! That doesn't mean that I'm wrong. You clit-sucking fags.
(Edited by PhantomChick13 at 1:40 pm on July 30, 2003)