Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Dad is a fucking dick. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Stellar[/m] at 1:44 am on Dec. 30, 2008[quote]Quote: from [m]inmycornor[/m] at 3:41 am on Dec. 30, 2008[quote] And frankly, i reckon i have fucking fantastic fucking English.[/quote] Indeed. Let it out.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post inmycornor Posted at 1:41 am on Dec. 30, 2008 My dad is an absolute... dick. He's the most fucking rude and arrogant cunt i've ever met. He makes me do all this shit because of his failure at speaking English. Some of the fucking shit he makes me do is, organising the car insurance, the home insurance, his car safety guides, his month of may vacation to China and a bunch of this bull shit where an absolute foreigner would be able to "do". My dad is turning 59. Yes. Old. Im 15. Wow. Wtf eh? Well, this dickhead has lived in Australia for over 20 years and can barely greet people or have a decent conversation... in English. He has an extremely loud voice which he is completley oblivious of and is, like i said before, extremely rude. He sneezes without covering his nose in public places (He sneezes REALLY loud), he practically charges through people and when people ask for an explanation he gives the evil monkey face and charges off leaving me having to explain to them how we were running late etc., he gives no good compliments what so ever and is always pressuring people and putting people down. He also blows his nose... without a tissue... or anything... into a bin with old people wtaching him. Now i'm sure, 70 year old pensioners don't need to see an asian man, blowing his nose into a bin. The reason i'm posting this is to vent some anger. 15 minutes ago he asked me to check some flight tickets for him. I try to explain the best i can to him (The internet is a phenomenon to him.) and all he does is abuse me at how i play too many games (Which i kinda do but i havent had a piece of homework late all year nor any piece of work with a mark under a B) which results in me having terrible English, hence me being a bad translator. Well... He's been in an English speaking country for more than 20 years. All he knows is yes, no, 3 dollar please, fried rice coming right up. He than asks me how the tickets will be sent to us. I said mail. He scolds me saying that the technology these days are so advanced that they'd just e-mail us a copy of the ticket and the details and we could just print it off. I just could not believe how much of an absolute idiot this man is. Sure i could be goofy and immature sometimes but how the hell am i related to this man. Is he some kind of... person whos came to this time through a time machine from the jurrasic ages or just some fucking retarded ASIAN. Yes, stereotypical me! He than marches down stairs, shouting how if i spent more time in my studies i'd understand how the world works and how i would understand what he's saying. MOTHERFUCKER. I don't learn chinese at school and no one will understand YOU and your fucking attitude. And frankly, i reckon i have fucking fantastic fucking English. Well, that's my piece of artwork. Enjoy people. I don't know if it's enjoyable but... Enjoy!

Replies bellreavue Posted at 6:20 am on Dec. 30, 2008 i hate my dad too pinch Posted at 5:49 am on Dec. 30, 2008 Maybe stop doing jobs for him and see how far that gets him! Tell him he needs to be more polite and have manners towards you or maybe if that's impossible he could just learn English! What a lazy bastard.. I feel for you.. By the way, your English IS fantastic :) You write and spell better than a lot of English-born NOBHEADS on this very forum! inmycornor Posted at 2:12 am on Dec. 30, 2008 Yeah, although i understand all his childhood aspects... I still hope he dies. Umm... I mean fries... Pancakes for breakfast. Hehe. IMC. Rastafarian Posted at 2:07 am on Dec. 30, 2008 I'd blame his social-economic situation when he was a kid, but if I was in your situation I doubt I'd have the perspective to think of that excuse either. That doesn't really make it a good reason for why he is the way he is, but it's really hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Saint Michael Posted at 1:53 am on Dec. 30, 2008 Nice =D OkayKelsey Posted at 1:53 am on Dec. 30, 2008 Quote: from inmycornor at 10:41 pm on Dec. 30, 2008 . He also blows his nose... without a tissue... or anything... Snot Rockets!!   inmycornor Posted at 1:48 am on Dec. 30, 2008 No, this isn't Kevjumba. But i like his videos. michael5122 Posted at 1:47 am on Dec. 30, 2008 One word-wow I'm sorry you have to go through this VodkaGirl Posted at 1:44 am on Dec. 30, 2008 is this kevjumba Soccerchik107 Posted at 1:44 am on Dec. 30, 2008 Lmao, that was pretty enjoyable. Stellar Posted at 1:44 am on Dec. 30, 2008 Quote: from inmycornor at 3:41 am on Dec. 30, 2008 And frankly, i reckon i have fucking fantastic fucking English. Indeed. Let it out. All 11 previous replies displayed.