I have disgruntled every single person I have ever encountered in my entire life through various means. The people who I am close with generally can withstand my barrage, but even then that's limited. I would like to stop being an ass, and I have tried. When a modification to a game came out that I liked, I joined up in their community and decided I was going to be "nice" and "contributing." This failed miserably. After a week or two of turning the other cheek to the sheer obliviousness of other people I ended up attacking everyone for being the retards that they are.

For the people who really annoy me, but aren't annoyed in return, I stalk them. I've found myself collecting personal information on people who I find just out of my reach. My memory is terrible, yet I can recall almost everything I know about two certain people. I know where they live, how old they are, their profession, their hobbies, their friends, their enemies, and other tidbits of information that you would not suspect a close friend to care about. Every once in a while I am able to cleverly turn this hoard of personal information into the ultimate weapon, completely demolishing someone into a sobbing heap. And I love that moment especially.

My question to you would be: Why am I like this?

Oh, by the way, the thing that makes me go into a frenzy over anything else is Apple and the morons that use their shitty products like retarded guided sheep, herded by Jobs into the pen and force-fed this shit through a bendy straw. God damn.