Quoting Post Topic Best Film/TV Quotes Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]umbinc[/m] at 9:44 am on Feb. 27, 2008[quote]Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The most important thing that we've ever learned The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned Is never, never let them near a television set, or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all. It rots the senses in the head It kills imagination dead It clogs and clutters up the mind It makes a child so dull and blind He can no longer understand a fairytale, in fairyland His brain becomes as soft as cheese His thinking powers rust and freeze He cannot think, he only sees. Charlie Bucket: So... if I go with you, to live in your factory, I'll never see my family again? Willy Wonka: Yeah! Consider that a bonus! Meet the spartans Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What was that? Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men! Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly! Pirates of the Caribbean Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not? Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. [to Elizabeth] Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion? Elizabeth: Wretch. [attempts to slap him] Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William? Elizabeth: Will. Will Turner: Elizabeth. Jack Sparrow: Monkey! ,etc.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Deeznutz FYC Posted at 6:09 pm on Oct. 23, 2007 Let's hear some of your favorite one liners. "I'm Wayne Brady bitch!!"   ''When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth'' ''The people kill, the people that they kill get up and kill!''

Replies CPT Annoying Posted at 1:44 pm on Nov. 30, 2009 Army of darkness! Ash:Lady, i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to leave the store. Deadite:WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? Ash:Names ash. (cocks rifle.) Housewares Deadite:I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! Ash: Come get some. "This, is my BOOMSTICK!" RJWatchesU Posted at 6:14 pm on Nov. 23, 2009 "You Think I'm Fucking Funny?"- Joe Pesci in GoodFellas Hellzyeah Posted at 3:22 pm on Nov. 23, 2009 Quote: from tipsypixy at 6:20 pm on Oct. 23, 2007 "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!" that is a good one lol Hell yeah. Fight Club is the dopest------->Welcome to FC ss454 Posted at 2:02 pm on Nov. 23, 2009 I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? merridew Posted at 3:45 pm on Nov. 5, 2009 "I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!" In fact, almost everything Adam says in Saw. ziinoko Posted at 9:44 pm on Oct. 12, 2009 Don't like movie moda1 Posted at 8:28 am on Sep. 27, 2009 The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Babylon 5 joliefox Posted at 5:28 am on Sep. 21, 2009 I don't know if anybody has already mentioned it, but my most favourite movie quote is from Jack Barton, alias Kurt Russel in Big Trouble in Little China: "are you ready Jack?" "mpf, I was born ready!" cassieross Posted at 8:36 am on Aug. 21, 2009 we're gonna need a bigger boat Jaws cassieross Posted at 8:35 am on Aug. 21, 2009 -"George likes the bananas!" -"GEORGE CAN HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!" Seinfeld Feel The High Posted at 4:02 pm on Aug. 14, 2009 "You guys are the worst twins ever" "This isn't where I parked my car." Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. [snarls] Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. Pez Posted at 5:03 am on Aug. 11, 2009 Miller's Crossing (1990): Caspar: It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? Leo: So you wanna kill him. Dane: For starters. Verna: That's not why you came either. Tom: Tell me why I came. Verna: The oldest reason there is. Tom: There are friendlier places to drink. Bernie: Don't smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me... it ruins it. Deuce Deuce Posted at 6:14 pm on Aug. 3, 2009 "Monster cock stuck in the door!" - Feast hahaha. the movie was a really enjoyable and funny horror comedy. clockworkorange71 Posted at 1:23 pm on July 19, 2009 "What are you doing?" "I'm committing carbicide." -Bruno, lmao best thing I've ever heard.. XDD 4ade Posted at 11:39 am on June 14, 2009 "thats a beautiful accent, new jersey? "Austria" "Austria....well, looks like another shrimp on the barbie" Dumb and dumber = epic Most recent 15 of 144 previous replies displayed.