Quoting Post Topic Best Film/TV Quotes Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]fullmooncurse[/m] at 8:14 am on June 12, 2008[quote]Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean Smith: Smurfette? Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us? [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Deeznutz FYC Posted at 6:09 pm on Oct. 23, 2007 Let's hear some of your favorite one liners. "I'm Wayne Brady bitch!!"   ''When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth'' ''The people kill, the people that they kill get up and kill!''

Replies piso Posted at 7:34 pm on Dec. 13, 2009 Quotes Family Guy Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before, except for my invisible friend, Col. Schwartz. Garbs Posted at 9:24 pm on Dec. 7, 2009 "Life was like a box ofchocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." "Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do." "Miracles happen every day. " CPT Annoying Posted at 1:44 pm on Nov. 30, 2009 Army of darkness! Ash:Lady, i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to leave the store. Deadite:WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? Ash:Names ash. (cocks rifle.) Housewares Deadite:I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! Ash: Come get some. "This, is my BOOMSTICK!" RJWatchesU Posted at 6:14 pm on Nov. 23, 2009 "You Think I'm Fucking Funny?"- Joe Pesci in GoodFellas Hellzyeah Posted at 3:22 pm on Nov. 23, 2009 Quote: from tipsypixy at 6:20 pm on Oct. 23, 2007 "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!" that is a good one lol Hell yeah. Fight Club is the dopest------->Welcome to FC ss454 Posted at 2:02 pm on Nov. 23, 2009 I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? merridew Posted at 3:45 pm on Nov. 5, 2009 "I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!" In fact, almost everything Adam says in Saw. ziinoko Posted at 9:44 pm on Oct. 12, 2009 Don't like movie moda1 Posted at 8:28 am on Sep. 27, 2009 The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable. So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Babylon 5 joliefox Posted at 5:28 am on Sep. 21, 2009 I don't know if anybody has already mentioned it, but my most favourite movie quote is from Jack Barton, alias Kurt Russel in Big Trouble in Little China: "are you ready Jack?" "mpf, I was born ready!" cassieross Posted at 8:36 am on Aug. 21, 2009 we're gonna need a bigger boat Jaws cassieross Posted at 8:35 am on Aug. 21, 2009 -"George likes the bananas!" -"GEORGE CAN HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!" Seinfeld Feel The High Posted at 4:02 pm on Aug. 14, 2009 "You guys are the worst twins ever" "This isn't where I parked my car." Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. [snarls] Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. Pez Posted at 5:03 am on Aug. 11, 2009 Miller's Crossing (1990): Caspar: It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? Leo: So you wanna kill him. Dane: For starters. Verna: That's not why you came either. Tom: Tell me why I came. Verna: The oldest reason there is. Tom: There are friendlier places to drink. Bernie: Don't smart me! See I wanna watch you squirm; I wanna see you sweat a little, and when you smart me... it ruins it. Deuce Deuce Posted at 6:14 pm on Aug. 3, 2009 "Monster cock stuck in the door!" - Feast hahaha. the movie was a really enjoyable and funny horror comedy. Most recent 15 of 146 previous replies displayed.