Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Dangerous Squirrels. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Aphrodite54[/m] at 1:26 am on July 6, 2008[quote]LMFAO!!! 54[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Jasonzlpa Posted at 11:04 pm on July 5, 2008 A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed." "So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat 'em now?"" ***Okay, for those of you who like my jokes (if you remember any of them) my old topic 'Jokes' is still open, and I've updated it with more jokes.  I'll try to update it w/ at least three more jokes every day.  Farewell and have a good laugh, I hope.***

Replies Prenatal popper Posted at 1:57 pm on July 7, 2008 LMAO! penguinsrule Posted at 1:43 pm on July 7, 2008 LOL iwantcandy Posted at 9:56 pm on July 6, 2008 hah...okayy? PhoenixFire613 Posted at 9:50 pm on July 6, 2008 LMFAO!!! Tigerhawk Posted at 6:37 am on July 6, 2008 That is the funiest one I heard in a while,. Aphrodite54 Posted at 1:26 am on July 6, 2008 LMFAO!!! 54 Justins Luvmuffin Posted at 11:12 pm on July 5, 2008 lmfao. Aerie Posted at 11:06 pm on July 5, 2008 OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny! All 8 previous replies displayed.