Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic The Devil's Lawsuit. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Jasonzlpa[/m] at 11:35 pm on July 5, 2008[quote]There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said "Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell." The worker agreed - not like he could do anything else - and he was on his way. When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, "Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits." Then the worker replied, "That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward." So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, "What else can you build?" So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it. Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, "I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven." Satan replied, "No way -- he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him." God then said, "Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages." Satan just laughed: "And where are you going to find a lawyer?" [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Jasonzlpa Posted at 11:35 pm on July 5, 2008 There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said "Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell." The worker agreed - not like he could do anything else - and he was on his way. When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, "Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits." Then the worker replied, "That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward." So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, "What else can you build?" So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it. Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, "I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven." Satan replied, "No way -- he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him." God then said, "Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages." Satan just laughed: "And where are you going to find a lawyer?"

Replies SobekPriestess49 Posted at 11:52 pm on July 5, 2008 too bad locz thug mizzus Posted at 11:49 pm on July 5, 2008 That was a good one... I actually lol'd nigeltheoutlaw Posted at 11:46 pm on July 5, 2008 That was great. Who doesn't love god/devil humor? AverageAmanda Posted at 11:43 pm on July 5, 2008 Hahahaha, love it!  XD Lawyer jokes are always great. 4est Posted at 11:39 pm on July 5, 2008 That was a good one. gnr90 Posted at 11:37 pm on July 5, 2008 oh damn... ilyjosh Posted at 11:37 pm on July 5, 2008 HAH! :D itoldyou Posted at 11:37 pm on July 5, 2008 lol All 8 previous replies displayed.