Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic eww eww Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]jaresafan18[/m] at 9:43 pm on July 13, 2008[quote]A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post jaresafan18 Posted at 9:43 pm on July 13, 2008 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Replies jaresafan18 Posted at 9:54 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from Metacarpi at 9:49 pm on July 13, 2008 This was posted like 2 days ago. :\ Really?! damn, i just heard it for the first time today =[ metacarPi Posted at 9:49 pm on July 13, 2008 This was posted like 2 days ago. :\ DCW69 Posted at 9:48 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from necronomicon servant at 9:46 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from DCW69 at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008 Lol shit thats something I would do. lololololololololololololol and nice picture! Thanks blufindr Posted at 9:48 pm on July 13, 2008 lol and eww if anyone did that to me, i think i'd deck them. lingerie gurl Posted at 9:47 pm on July 13, 2008 Ass hole.... annabellheart Posted at 9:47 pm on July 13, 2008 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Total Destruction Posted at 9:46 pm on July 13, 2008 Quote: from DCW69 at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008 Lol shit thats something I would do. lololololololololololololol and nice picture! ehmusic Posted at 9:46 pm on July 13, 2008 I was annoyed at how stupid this was, till I got to the end. Then I lol'd SovSull Posted at 9:46 pm on July 13, 2008 the joke is sperm fetish? this sucks ashleyacid Posted at 9:45 pm on July 13, 2008 haha nasty. plumc0la Posted at 9:45 pm on July 13, 2008 Wow wtf... thats twisted. I'd just be like wow fuck that shit... chicka2011 Posted at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008 ahahah yuck. did that really happen? crazy4her Posted at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008 thats nasty DCW69 Posted at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008 Lol shit thats something I would do. BrokenBelief Posted at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008 AHAHAHAHAHA! Most recent 15 of 15 previous replies displayed.