Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic THIS JOKE IS FUNNY Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]JuggaletteBaby[/m] at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008[quote]haha. i've heard it but i still love it =][/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post kdog Posted at 10:20 pm on July 17, 2008 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Replies whrocky5092 Posted at 9:41 am on July 18, 2008 lmao nice one Human Nature Posted at 10:33 pm on July 17, 2008 Haha, nice jujube 91 Posted at 10:29 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahaha, that is pretty funny. carracer Posted at 10:29 pm on July 17, 2008 Plan Backfired eh? Funny stuff. Total Destruction Posted at 10:27 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahahahaha damn that was funny! Total Destruction Posted at 10:27 pm on July 17, 2008 Quote: from Aratal at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahaha. The husband sounds like an asshole. Hahahahaha hell yea he is! Alabamarama Posted at 10:25 pm on July 17, 2008 Ahaha good one sdkarr Posted at 10:25 pm on July 17, 2008 Quote: from Aratal at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 The husband sounds like an asshole. agreed. what guy would let someone rape his wife but that is funny Scarlet Tears Posted at 10:23 pm on July 17, 2008 ROFLLMFAO! pclueless92 Posted at 10:23 pm on July 17, 2008 LMAO =] blufindr Posted at 10:23 pm on July 17, 2008 Heard it. Fucking awesome. applebee33 Posted at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 bahahahahahahaha JuggaletteBaby Posted at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 haha. i've heard it but i still love it =] Aratal Posted at 10:21 pm on July 17, 2008 Hahaha. The husband sounds like an asshole. ellex4xlove Posted at 10:20 pm on July 17, 2008 lololol Most recent 15 of 15 previous replies displayed.