Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic The Teenager 10 Commandments Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Ari13[/m] at 9:05 am on July 19, 2008[quote].1 Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait?) 2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer) 3. Thou shall not steal form K-Mart (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect) 5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get in fights (just start them) 7. Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not strip in class (hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex (as Nike says....just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (just leave them in the middle)[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Ari13 Posted at 9:05 am on July 19, 2008 .1 Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait?) 2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer) 3. Thou shall not steal form K-Mart (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect) 5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get in fights (just start them) 7. Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not strip in class (hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex (as Nike says....just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (just leave them in the middle)

Replies candygirl9031 Posted at 7:22 pm on July 19, 2008 haha this is pretty funny BeX2506 Posted at 11:02 am on July 19, 2008 I didnt find that funny Natsy Posted at 10:31 am on July 19, 2008 Quote: from Reefer at 5:11 pm on July 19, 2008 lol Avenue D Posted at 9:59 am on July 19, 2008 Quote: from ari13 at 9:36 am on July 19, 2008 xgana lol Hahaha, that's not much better. Avenue D Posted at 9:57 am on July 19, 2008 I thought it was funny.  And I should have expected to see at least one lolcat here today. Ari13 Posted at 9:36 am on July 19, 2008 Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:27 pm on July 19, 2008 Quote: from ari13 at 2:07 am on July 20, 2008 Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:06 pm on July 19, 2008 Don't copy myspace shit you poser.   Why drink when you can just snort!    nope not myspace     Prove it xgana lol hi sarah Posted at 9:27 am on July 19, 2008 Quote: from ari13 at 2:07 am on July 20, 2008 Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:06 pm on July 19, 2008 Don't copy myspace shit you poser.    Why drink when you can just snort! nope not myspace Prove it rawr41507 Posted at 9:23 am on July 19, 2008 how fucking retarded Aphrodite54 Posted at 9:14 am on July 19, 2008 Lol! 54 Sheebobee Posted at 9:13 am on July 19, 2008 hahha Reefer Posted at 9:11 am on July 19, 2008 Cunning Stunt Posted at 9:11 am on July 19, 2008 Those are the 10 commandments if you're trying to be the biggest douche bag and most troublesome son/daughter you could ever be. boombabyy Posted at 9:09 am on July 19, 2008 Quote: from Arcarius at 9:06 am on July 19, 2008 OMGURHAWTLOL! holy shit you are hot ! anyway! that was lame and unfunny pclueless92 Posted at 9:09 am on July 19, 2008 haha=D Ari13 Posted at 9:07 am on July 19, 2008 Quote: from roflfuckyou at 6:06 pm on July 19, 2008 Don't copy myspace shit you poser. Why drink when you can just snort! nope not myspace Most recent 15 of 24 previous replies displayed.