2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh damn!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

20. Play a well known drum beat over and over again on your butt cheeks.

21. Sit on the toilet. then inform everyone in the room that you are going to the toilet now in a really happy voice.

22. Wet loads of bits of toilet paper and chuck them over the stalls, as they open the door run out of the toilets.

23. Sing the barney theme tune very very loudly.

24. If your in a very long queue hold on to the person infront and shout 'MACARENA!!'

25. If you're in a queue drop a pen or your bag and look at it as if you're waiting for the person infront to pick it up.. when they reach down shout 'ITS MINE!!!'

26. Ask someone the cure for constipation.

27. Sigh and let everyone in the room know that you have been unable to 'unload this waste' for over a week now.

28. Walk into the member of the opposite sex's toilets and insist that all men/women go to their appropriate toilet.

29. walk in. look at someone. look at the 'men/women' sign then say 'What gender are you?'

30. if there's a long queue insist no-one goes into one of the toilet because your imaginary friend is in there.

31. Sit on the toilet and sing 100 green bottles.

32. Open the cubicle door. smile at the person about to go in and put the seat of the toilet up.

33. Run out holding you're nose shouting 'EVACUATE THE PREMISES!'

34. Try and stamp on the person in the cubicle next to you's feet.