Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Long joke, pretty funny Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]HannahBEE[/m] at 7:41 pm on Aug. 20, 2008[quote]A man and his wife get into a horse and carriage, heading into town. A few miles along, the horse stumbles.  The man stops the horse, walks around, and sticks his finger in the horse's face, and says: "That's one." And walks back in. His wife is perplexed... but doesn't say anything and they keep moving on. After a few miles, the horse stumbles again.  The man does the same thing, stopping the horse, going around, sticking two fingers in the horse's face and saying: "That's two." And walks back in. His wife continues to be totally confused, but she says nothing again, and they move on. A few miles later, the horse stumbles a third time.  This time, the man stops the carriage, and goes back, grabs a shotgun and shoots the horse in the head. He goes back in, and his wife says: "Why in the world did you do that!?" He points one finger in her face and says: "That's one."[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post HannahBEE Posted at 7:41 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 A man and his wife get into a horse and carriage, heading into town. A few miles along, the horse stumbles.  The man stops the horse, walks around, and sticks his finger in the horse's face, and says: "That's one." And walks back in. His wife is perplexed... but doesn't say anything and they keep moving on. After a few miles, the horse stumbles again.  The man does the same thing, stopping the horse, going around, sticking two fingers in the horse's face and saying: "That's two." And walks back in. His wife continues to be totally confused, but she says nothing again, and they move on. A few miles later, the horse stumbles a third time.  This time, the man stops the carriage, and goes back, grabs a shotgun and shoots the horse in the head. He goes back in, and his wife says: "Why in the world did you do that!?" He points one finger in her face and says: "That's one."

Replies Aphrodite54 Posted at 5:31 am on Aug. 21, 2008 LMAO! 54 rokkin1 Posted at 7:46 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 LMAO lilweezyana Posted at 7:43 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 XD thats fuckin funny HaitianGURL67 Posted at 7:43 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 lol yeahh my aunt told me those jokes before I go to bedd good times mycuteFIEND Posted at 7:43 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 I'm scared. CherryxBomb Posted at 7:43 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 HAAAAA... its not that funny but i still give it props lol Ruben Posted at 7:43 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 LMAO! neverjeeps Posted at 7:43 pm on Aug. 20, 2008 shahahah, my teacher told me that a longgg time ago. thanks for the memories All 8 previous replies displayed.