Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic My Boyfriend is Stuck... Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Anonymous Chris[/m] at 9:08 pm on Oct. 9, 2008[quote]lmao![/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post cutecat42 Posted at 9:07 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!" The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

Replies TheAntiBarbie Posted at 7:29 am on Oct. 13, 2008 Haha, very nice. whrocky5092 Posted at 7:07 am on Oct. 13, 2008 ahahaha nice one libreg Posted at 9:53 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 took me a second, but that's hilarious starfishface Posted at 12:18 pm on Oct. 11, 2008 Where's the beginning? :S logicalloser Posted at 9:20 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 lmao prettyinpurple Posted at 9:17 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 i like:3 bstodge Posted at 9:14 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 i smiled. bigredron Posted at 9:14 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 old Audrey Forrest Posted at 9:12 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 Hahaha. Clara Bell Posted at 9:10 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 classic. jmh7 Posted at 9:09 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 lol Anonymous Chris Posted at 9:08 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 lmao! silverrose42 Posted at 9:08 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 lol, that's so wrong! Twist3dHop3s Posted at 9:08 pm on Oct. 9, 2008 hahahah. thats funny All 14 previous replies displayed.