Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Tesco's finest. No, really. It is... Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]its only me[/m] at 1:28 pm on Oct. 12, 2008[quote]LOL[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post K r e s c e n d o Posted at 1:27 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 A man wants his wife dead. She dies, he'll end up with a-lot of money. So he thinks, and he comes across a guy called "Arty" who is an assassin. The man calls Arty and they meet in a park Arty: "What can I do for you?" Man: "I want my wife killed" Arty: "Alright. How much?" The man looks in his pocket, and brings out a Pound. Arty: "That all?" Man: "Yeah" Arty: "Alright I suppose". So the man tells Arty where his wife shops on Saturdays, and on Saturday, Arty follows the man's wife to tescos, and when the coast is clear, he strangles her dead. As he does this, the manager comes along, and Arty is forced to kill him too. Moments later, Arty is caught, And in the Newspaper the next day says: "Arty chokes two for a pound".

Replies Natsy Posted at 1:31 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 i smiled lol xx crysta Posted at 1:30 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 loll clever its only me Posted at 1:28 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 LOL Rebecca li Posted at 1:28 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 ...That's sad. I smiled. Dont Notice Me Posted at 1:27 pm on Oct. 12, 2008 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. All 5 previous replies displayed.