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Quote: from [m]Light Assassin[/m] at 5:34 pm on Nov. 13, 2008[quote]lu7[/quote]
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2kewl4u2know
Posted at 5:33 pm on Nov. 13, 2008
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
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Magnifique
Posted at 5:36 pm on Nov. 13, 2008
lmao
crushdarling
Posted at 5:35 pm on Nov. 13, 2008
Lame.
LaurenUK
Posted at 5:35 pm on Nov. 13, 2008
what a horrid thing to say :S
Salix
Posted at 5:35 pm on Nov. 13, 2008
Ha ha very funny.
Light Assassin
Posted at 5:34 pm on Nov. 13, 2008
lu7
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