Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Tell the most fucked up joke you know Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Lally[/m] at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008[quote]im sorry but that made me giggle, however bad that may be.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post look over here Posted at 3:27 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 This one's pretty bad: How do you stop a baby's crying? Take your dick out of its ass and put it in its mouth.

Replies Gavinthesavage Posted at 2:42 pm on Aug. 11, 2009 What the worst part of killing a baby? <br> Getting blood on your clown suit <p> What do you get when you stab a baby 50 times with a dull butter knife? <br> A HUGE ERECTION Sydpart2 Posted at 10:41 pm on June 2, 2009 A man runs into a hospital his wife's just had a baby and he sees the doctor and says "doc are they ok? I've been so worried." And the doctor says "They're both fine just fine, you can go in and see them anytime" So the man runs into the room the doctor pointed him to. But he realizes somethings wrong, the rooms empty, his wife's bed it empty, so he turns around and the entire hospital staff is there and all the nurses and Doctor's yell April fools! Your wife's dead and the kids a spastic!   Frank89 Posted at 7:10 am on April 9, 2009 Why do niggers have only nightmares? <br> Because we killed the only one with a dream. SCHLONG Posted at 2:56 pm on Dec. 5, 2008 WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART ABOUT MICROWAVING A BABY? <p> TRY TO KEEP THE CAMERA STEADY WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE YOUR JERKING OFF WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND! LucidAssassin Posted at 8:14 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 these are horrible....but anyways how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray bangalore Posted at 7:45 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven. Holocaust jokes ftw! Air Canada Posted at 4:31 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Winner right here: What do you tell a black jew? Get to the back of the oven. xxambo Posted at 3:58 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 not much of a joke but:   my shirt is 100% cotton and you picked every peice of it dont get mad sum guy sed it to me:) AsTheCitySleeps Posted at 3:37 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 how do you screw with helen keller? leave a plunger in the toilet. Missing Piece Posted at 3:37 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a dead baby. Omg I'm going to hell. desireelovesyouu Posted at 3:35 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 Dead baby jokes are horrible. quiteanart Posted at 3:34 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 What do white girls and bricks have in common? The both get laid by mexicans. Missing Piece Posted at 3:34 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 How do you keep a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head scalywag66 Posted at 3:33 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 um... Why did the Mexican cross the border? to cut grass lol ultimate fail joke ulii Posted at 3:32 pm on Nov. 17, 2008 whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a corvertte? i don't have a corvette in my garage. Most recent 15 of 31 previous replies displayed.