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Topic Do you want to be a Millionaire?
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nearlyinsane Posted at 8:47 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
My fiance found this joke in a local magazine. I thought it was funny....?

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A husband and wife are laying in bed, watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Wanna have sex?"

Immediately, the wife says, "NO!"

The husband replies, "Is that your final answer?"

The wife says, "YES!"

Cheekily, the husband says, "I'm going to use a lifeline... I want to phone a friend."  

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isobel Posted at 8:56 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
Meh... not funny.
Ashley Marie Posted at 8:52 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
That's pretty funny
Ju5tin Posted at 8:52 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
That's on a poster in this bar I go to!
Skyler72 rawrr Posted at 8:49 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
Hehe.
Methamphetaminex Posted at 8:49 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
That was slightly amusing. Thank you. :)
Hi Carie Posted at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
I chuckled.
studmuffn Posted at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
that wife sucks.
californication Posted at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
haha nice
empathyisdead Posted at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
I'd ask the audience, TBH.
Aerie Posted at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
...okay...
sykexl Posted at 8:48 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
Not laugh out loud funny but amusing.
reev Posted at 8:47 pm on Nov. 17, 2008
lol
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