Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Domest Violence JOKES Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Clouse227[/m] at 10:04 pm on Nov. 19, 2008[quote]Don't read this if you're a woman who can't handle brutal humor. Simple as that. What do you call woman with one black eye? A quick learner. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. What do you know you did wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long. lol. Yes, accuse me of being sexist, whatevers, I still have the lulz with me. EDIT: Fine, here's one for the women. =] Man "God why did you make women so Beautiful" God "So you would love them" Man "but why did you have to make them so dumb" God "So they would love you" [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Clouse227 Posted at 10:04 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Don't read this if you're a woman who can't handle brutal humor. Simple as that. What do you call woman with one black eye? A quick learner. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. What do you know you did wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long. lol. Yes, accuse me of being sexist, whatevers, I still have the lulz with me. EDIT: Fine, here's one for the women. =] Man "God why did you make women so Beautiful" God "So you would love them" Man "but why did you have to make them so dumb" God "So they would love you"

Replies asia lover Posted at 8:53 pm on Nov. 20, 2008 heh. addicted to girls Posted at 5:05 pm on Nov. 20, 2008 lame jsgirl Posted at 10:20 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen? Ba Dum Tish Clouse227 Posted at 10:18 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Before Marriage John - Ah.... At last. I can hardly wait! Jane - Do you want me to leave? John - NO! Dont even think about it Jane - Do you love me? John - Of corse! Always have and always will! Jane - Have you ever cheated on me? John - No! Why are you even asking? Jane - Will you kiss me? John - Every chance i get! Jane - Will you hit me? John - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Jane - Can i trust you? Jonh - Yes Jane - Darling! For After Marriage read from bottem to top porcelain cinderella Posted at 10:17 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 What do you call woman with one black eye? You don't call her anything. You hit her again for not being in the kithen. Fatboy1247 Posted at 10:14 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen? LOL!!! omg i can't stop laughing. Clouse227 Posted at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen? KKKay Posted at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008 fuck you. All 8 previous replies displayed.