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Clouse227 Posted at 10:04 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Don't read this if you're a woman who can't handle brutal humor. Simple as that.

What do you call woman with one black eye?

A quick learner.


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.


What do you know you did wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

You made the chain too long.

lol. Yes, accuse me of being sexist, whatevers, I still have the lulz with me.

EDIT: Fine, here's one for the women. =]

Man "God why did you make women so Beautiful"
God "So you would love them"
Man "but why did you have to make them so dumb"
God "So they would love you"

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asia lover Posted at 8:53 pm on Nov. 20, 2008
heh.
addicted to girls Posted at 5:05 pm on Nov. 20, 2008
lame
jsgirl Posted at 10:20 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008

Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008

fuck you.

Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen?


Ba Dum Tish
Clouse227 Posted at 10:18 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Before Marriage

John - Ah.... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Dont even think about it
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of corse! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - No! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance i get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can i trust you?
Jonh - Yes
Jane - Darling!

For After Marriage read from bottem to top

porcelain cinderella Posted at 10:17 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
What do you call woman with one black eye?

You don't call her anything. You hit her again for not being in the kithen.

Fatboy1247 Posted at 10:14 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Quote: from Clouse227 at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008

Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008

fuck you.

Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen?


LOL!!! omg i can't stop laughing.

Clouse227 Posted at 10:08 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
Quote: from KKKay at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008

fuck you.

Seriously, why are you even on the internet? Who keeps their computer in the kitchen?

KKKay Posted at 10:05 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
fuck you.
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