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nickgrand2 Posted at 5:39 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

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cheeseball giver Posted at 11:46 pm on Nov. 22, 2008
lol
surfergurl Posted at 7:12 am on Nov. 22, 2008
that made me chuckle
s0ftballcutie3 Posted at 8:46 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
that's a pretty good one. I got a good chuckle out of it.
brook Posted at 5:56 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
hahha...thats funny :P
Ramellan Posted at 5:48 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
that made me laugh pretty good
civ 4 Posted at 5:47 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
LOL....thats funny
HardToBreathe Posted at 5:45 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
HAHAHA :]

Mine Are Better .... *looks kwl* lol!

DMbaby xoxo16 Posted at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
haha that is very funny
RainbowKid92 Posted at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
OH...KAY. times infinity
imsoanonymous Posted at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
hahahahahahahahhahhahah
that's hilarious
Kid Link Posted at 5:42 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
Not funny
Ariella Starr Posted at 5:41 pm on Nov. 21, 2008
Haha shit...
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