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Topic Have you heard the joke about the epileptic?
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PotPom Posted at 8:28 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
No? well thats ok, he's a jerk.

How bout the one about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg?
no again? oh... well he's alright now.

How about the one about the blind carpenter searching for a cure?
no... again... well he picked up his hammer and saw.

What about the the man who lost his big toe cuz he got it jamed in the door?
Oh! you have herd that one ok, good at least you know one good joke.

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PotPom Posted at 8:35 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Quote: from siddox3 at 10:31 pm on Nov. 24, 2008

it's okay. you'll do better next time.

thanx. # ?

XsmilygirlX Posted at 8:33 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Not funny.
nmstar28 Posted at 8:31 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
mean!
x FENRIS x Posted at 8:31 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Whoosh. I didn't get that at all...or maybe I did. Hmmm
The Artery Posted at 8:31 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
it's okay. you'll do better next time.
cheeseball giver Posted at 8:30 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Wrong forum topic. Fail?
Rebecca li Posted at 8:30 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Meh
Skyler72 rawrr Posted at 8:30 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Ha. Ha?
empathyisdead Posted at 8:30 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
SHIT.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?
So you can come in it's face before it dies.

How do you get the baby out the blender?
Tortillas.

mycuteFIEND Posted at 8:30 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
Was...Was this supposed to be funny?
RainbowKid92 Posted at 8:29 pm on Nov. 24, 2008
what was the point of this? i mean, really?
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