Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Successful Sons Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Flikted001[/m] at 3:33 pm on Nov. 28, 2008[quote]Okay, so 4 men are going golfing one day when one of them gets a cell phone call. Taking the call, he walks away from his friends while they continue talking about whatever. They get on the subject of how successful their sons are. The first guy says: "My son is so successful, he graduated high school, and graduated from Stanford, got a great job and was able to give one of his friends an art porfolio." The second guy, thinking his son has done better with his life, says: "My son was so successful, he graduated high school, graduated from Yale, got a great job and was able to give one of his best friends 2 cars." The third man, knowing his son was more successful than either of his friends' sons, says: "My son was so successful, he graduated high school, graduated from Harvard and was able to give one of his closest friends a 3 story house." The man who had gotten the cell phone call walked up. "Hey guys, what are we talking about?" The other 3 men explain and the last man looks down at his feet. He says: "Well, frankly I'm not to proud of my son. He's a high school drop out and just recently I found out he was gay. But the last 3 boyfriends he had must've been great cause he got an art portfolio, 2 cars and a house!" [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Flikted001 Posted at 3:33 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Okay, so 4 men are going golfing one day when one of them gets a cell phone call. Taking the call, he walks away from his friends while they continue talking about whatever. They get on the subject of how successful their sons are. The first guy says: "My son is so successful, he graduated high school, and graduated from Stanford, got a great job and was able to give one of his friends an art porfolio." The second guy, thinking his son has done better with his life, says: "My son was so successful, he graduated high school, graduated from Yale, got a great job and was able to give one of his best friends 2 cars." The third man, knowing his son was more successful than either of his friends' sons, says: "My son was so successful, he graduated high school, graduated from Harvard and was able to give one of his closest friends a 3 story house." The man who had gotten the cell phone call walked up. "Hey guys, what are we talking about?" The other 3 men explain and the last man looks down at his feet. He says: "Well, frankly I'm not to proud of my son. He's a high school drop out and just recently I found out he was gay. But the last 3 boyfriends he had must've been great cause he got an art portfolio, 2 cars and a house!"

Replies Flikted001 Posted at 3:40 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Quote: from Teenie1 at 3:39 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Epic. In a good way? lol Teenie1 Posted at 3:39 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Epic. aleiram51 Posted at 3:39 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 lol ShellS Posted at 3:38 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 OMFG LMFAO! THAT IS HORRIBLE!!! Flikted001 Posted at 3:36 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 BTW.. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE THAT IS GAY.. ITS JUST FUNNY TO ME. Psycloner Posted at 3:36 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Roflmao. That's awesome. :P Saves the humour until the end, great joke. :P Baron Samedi Posted at 3:35 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Took me a second, but I got it... Cyanotype Posted at 3:34 pm on Nov. 28, 2008 Lol. Thats wow. All 8 previous replies displayed.