Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Marriage joke. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]cecilia717[/m] at 12:22 pm on Dec. 2, 2008[quote]thts fricken hillarious[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post ironicdreams Posted at 12:17 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Replies cecilia717 Posted at 12:22 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 thts fricken hillarious Sins and Demons Posted at 12:18 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 enjoyable kaylalynn2008 Posted at 12:18 pm on Dec. 2, 2008 that's an oldie.. yet still a goodie :] All 3 previous replies displayed.