Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Lame and Corny Jokes Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Renea1993[/m] at 3:01 pm on Dec. 4, 2008[quote]Quote: from [m]Ju5tin[/m] at 2:59 pm on Dec. 4, 2008[quote]One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down. They got out and looked around at their surroundings. Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food." The other two guys say, "Why?". "So we can eat of course." says the first guy. Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water". "Why" asked the other two. "So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course". Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door. "Whats that for?" asked the other two. " In case we get hot we can roll down the window."   ... :plain:[/quote] Haha, that made me smile, thanks.  :smile: [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Renea1993 Posted at 2:57 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 So basically I've been annoyed, stressed out, and exhausted all day at school today some so-lame-they're-cute jokes would REALLY make me feel better. so, please?

Replies sadnessness Posted at 8:32 am on Jan. 4, 2009 lol no im terrible at jokes Renea1993 Posted at 3:03 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 Quote: from Jman19 at 3:01 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels it could be done. Idk. Lol, thanks for trying, the fact that you did makes me feel better too.   Renea1993 Posted at 3:02 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 Quote: from xoallixs0n at 2:58 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 HEY HEY!   WHY IS A RIVER RICH?!               ... because it has banks on both sides! =0] -Courtesy of Daddy Doyle. makes me wish I was that damn river.     Jman19 Posted at 3:01 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrels it could be done. Idk. Renea1993 Posted at 3:01 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 Quote: from Ju5tin at 2:59 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down. They got out and looked around at their surroundings. Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food." The other two guys say, "Why?". "So we can eat of course." says the first guy. Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water". "Why" asked the other two. "So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course". Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door. "Whats that for?" asked the other two. " In case we get hot we can roll down the window."   ... Haha, that made me smile, thanks.   Uptown Swag Posted at 3:00 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat up the loser telling jokes about him. Ju5tin Posted at 2:59 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down. They got out and looked around at their surroundings. Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food." The other two guys say, "Why?". "So we can eat of course." says the first guy. Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water". "Why" asked the other two. "So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course". Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door. "Whats that for?" asked the other two. " In case we get hot we can roll down the window." ... XOallixs0n Posted at 2:58 pm on Dec. 4, 2008 HEY HEY! WHY IS A RIVER RICH?! ... because it has banks on both sides! =0] -Courtesy of Daddy Doyle. All 8 previous replies displayed.