Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Drummers Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Frubeling[/m] at 2:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009[quote]Quote: from [m]Live Just To Die[/m] at 10:08 pm on Jan. 3, 2009[quote]Quote: from [m]Frubeling[/m] at 10:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009[quote]Quote: from [m]Live Just To Die[/m] at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009[quote]Quote: from [m]Frubeling[/m] at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009[quote]Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this[/quote]   What do you call a drummer with half a brain?   Overqualified.[/quote] So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?![/quote]   A guitarist in disguise.[/quote] WHats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important?[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post music dude Posted at 12:13 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him! What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Saliva. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, let's try one of my songs!"

Replies CherieDee Posted at 4:46 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 lols Frubeling Posted at 4:11 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 12:09 am on Jan. 4, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Whats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important? I'm kidding mate, I play drums myself. I just know alot of drummer jokes. I know alot of guitarist and bassist jokes too. How does a guitarist get to park in the disabled spot? He puts drumsticks on the dash. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one do actually do it then four to discuss how much better Neil Pert could do it. Why does a band need a bassist? To translate for the drummer. How do you know when a drummer is at the door? The knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in. Guy one: How late does the band play? Guy two: About half a beat behind the drummer. How do you get a drummer to play quieter? Put a sheet of music infront of him. And how do you get him to stop? Put notes on it. LULZ Live Just To Die Posted at 4:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Whats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important? I'm kidding mate, I play drums myself. I just know alot of drummer jokes. I know alot of guitarist and bassist jokes too. How does a guitarist get to park in the disabled spot? He puts drumsticks on the dash. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one do actually do it then four to discuss how much better Neil Pert could do it. Why does a band need a bassist? To translate for the drummer. How do you know when a drummer is at the door? The knock speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in. Guy one: How late does the band play? Guy two: About half a beat behind the drummer. How do you get a drummer to play quieter? Put a sheet of music infront of him. And how do you get him to stop? Put notes on it. Frubeling Posted at 2:09 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 10:08 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this   What do you call a drummer with half a brain?   Overqualified. So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?!   A guitarist in disguise. WHats so special about guitar? What would songs be without a beat, a rythm? Rythm and melody, the most important parts of modern music, and you say one is less important? Live Just To Die Posted at 2:08 pm on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 10:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this    What do you call a drummer with half a brain?    Overqualified. So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?! A guitarist in disguise. Frubeling Posted at 2:51 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 3:28 am on Jan. 3, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Overqualified. So what is a drummer with a full brain? Like mine?! Live Just To Die Posted at 7:28 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from Frubeling at 8:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Overqualified. Frubeling Posted at 12:21 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Being a drummer myself, and obviously being more intelligent than YOU, I lol at this Live Just To Die Posted at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 What do you call a guy that hangs around with a band? A drummer. ieshiachantel Posted at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 hahahahah i think drummers are col and some are soo hottt filliam Posted at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 dont get the last one first one good though Ska Ninja Posted at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 the drummer is the like the leader of our band yoshiness Posted at 12:18 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Lol. music dude Posted at 12:17 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Quote: from Live Just To Die at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once... I always heard this: Spill beer on a drum machine and it stops working. Spill beer on a drummer and he works even better! return2me Posted at 12:15 pm on Jan. 2, 2009 hahaha...I like the 2nd one, I might steal that and replace drummer with something. Most recent 15 of 21 previous replies displayed.