Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic A duck walks into a 7-11... Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Cherry Clouds[/m] at 1:10 am on Jan. 5, 2009[quote]:plain:[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post zamrambo Posted at 1:09 am on Jan. 5, 2009 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Replies blufindr Posted at 1:13 am on Jan. 5, 2009 WickedWiccan Posted at 1:13 am on Jan. 5, 2009 Quote: from zamrambo at 5:09 am on Jan. 5, 2009 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips. LOL!   maceyface Posted at 1:11 am on Jan. 5, 2009 i think i just fell in love with you. 0h h3ll n0 Posted at 1:11 am on Jan. 5, 2009 aleiram51 Posted at 1:11 am on Jan. 5, 2009 hee Cherry Clouds Posted at 1:10 am on Jan. 5, 2009 All 6 previous replies displayed.