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Quote: from [m]bosss[/m] at 11:57 am on Jan. 5, 2009[quote]loooool?[/quote]
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zamrambo
Posted at 11:56 am on Jan. 5, 2009
she tried to go on the Atkins diet but couldn't make it through the induction phase because her cravings for sweets and complex carbohydrates proved too powerful to overcome.
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Nonsternater
Posted at 12:00 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
ok..?
chilly person
Posted at 11:59 am on Jan. 5, 2009
Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumps in the ocean the water goes up 10 feet
Manipulative Acid
Posted at 11:58 am on Jan. 5, 2009
Right.
You a meany.
By the ways, my mum's slimmer than anything...
bosss
Posted at 11:57 am on Jan. 5, 2009
loooool?
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