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A man is in a car accident, and his genitalia is horribly mutilated.
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Quote: from [m]Googoie[/m] at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009[quote] [ibimg=275357_f.jpg] [/quote]
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zamrambo
Posted at 12:08 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
When he awakes, the doctor tells him that they can create a new one for him, but it is an expensive operation. The operation costs $1000 an inch. He is urged to go home and discuss the matter with his wife. The next day, the man comes back looking miserable. The doctor looks at him and asks him what the problem is. "I discussed the matter with my wife and she said she'd prefer a fitted kitchen. So I killed her."
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Natsy
Posted at 12:13 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
rofl XD
HangEmHigh
Posted at 12:10 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
Alright then...
GothiK8DragoN
Posted at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
lolz... you made me lol, thx
Googoie
Posted at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
ArrestedAndCharged
Posted at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
HAHA!
santana 08
Posted at 12:09 pm on Jan. 5, 2009
What.the.fuck
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