Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic beach joke Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]starla91[/m] at 3:20 am on Jan. 7, 2009[quote]so a guy's walking along the beach when he hears someone crying. He turns around and sees a young woman crying. The woman has no limbs, so no arms or legs people! The guy asks her "what's wrong? why are you crying?" She replies "I have no arms, and no legs and I've never been kissed" The guy feels bad for her, I mean, no limbs? So he kisses her. Then he starts to walk away. That's when he hears her crying again. he asks "what's wrong? why are you crying" she says "I've no arms and no legs and I've never been french-kissed" The guy figures, what the hell and makes-out with her. He then preceds to walk away along the beach when she starts crying. He turns around and says"what's wrong now?" and she says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been screwed" so the guy picks her up and throughs her out to see and says "Now you're screwed!"[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post starla91 Posted at 3:20 am on Jan. 7, 2009 so a guy's walking along the beach when he hears someone crying. He turns around and sees a young woman crying. The woman has no limbs, so no arms or legs people! The guy asks her "what's wrong? why are you crying?" She replies "I have no arms, and no legs and I've never been kissed" The guy feels bad for her, I mean, no limbs? So he kisses her. Then he starts to walk away. That's when he hears her crying again. he asks "what's wrong? why are you crying" she says "I've no arms and no legs and I've never been french-kissed" The guy figures, what the hell and makes-out with her. He then preceds to walk away along the beach when she starts crying. He turns around and says"what's wrong now?" and she says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been screwed" so the guy picks her up and throughs her out to see and says "Now you're screwed!"

Replies starla91 Posted at 8:49 am on Jan. 7, 2009 agreed blueelectricguitar Posted at 8:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 It would have been funnier if you had spelt it correctly 0h h3ll n0 Posted at 3:45 am on Jan. 7, 2009 starla91 Posted at 3:38 am on Jan. 7, 2009 how is this not funny? a chick has no arms or legs and will most likely drown? How isn't that hilarious?:S::S:S x MILI Posted at 3:24 am on Jan. 7, 2009 yeah, ok you posted this the real anti christ Posted at 3:23 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Wrong forum W o n d e r l a n d Posted at 3:22 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Not funny All 7 previous replies displayed.