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starla91 Posted at 3:20 am on Jan. 7, 2009
so a guy's walking along the beach when he hears someone crying. He turns around and sees a young woman crying. The woman has no limbs, so no arms or legs people!
The guy asks her "what's wrong? why are you crying?"
She replies "I have no arms, and no legs and I've never been kissed"

The guy feels bad for her, I mean, no limbs?
So he kisses her. Then he starts to walk away. That's when he hears her crying again.
he asks "what's wrong? why are you crying"
she says "I've no arms and no legs and I've never been french-kissed"
The guy figures, what the hell and makes-out with her. He then preceds to walk away along the beach when she starts crying.

He turns around and says"what's wrong now?"
and she says "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been screwed"
so the guy picks her up and throughs her out to see and says "Now you're screwed!"

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starla91 Posted at 8:49 am on Jan. 7, 2009
agreed
blueelectricguitar Posted at 8:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009
It would have been funnier if you had spelt it correctly
0h h3ll n0 Posted at 3:45 am on Jan. 7, 2009
starla91 Posted at 3:38 am on Jan. 7, 2009
how is this not funny? a chick has no arms or legs and will most likely drown? How isn't that hilarious?:S::S:S
x MILI Posted at 3:24 am on Jan. 7, 2009
yeah, ok you posted this
the real anti christ Posted at 3:23 am on Jan. 7, 2009
Wrong forum
W o n d e r l a n d Posted at 3:22 am on Jan. 7, 2009
Not funny
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