Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Old ladies Maggie and Joan Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]MizsAddiction18[/m] at 6:25 pm on July 4, 2009[quote]loll it was.. kayy aha[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post RayOrama Posted at 6:04 pm on July 4, 2009 are coming out of church after Sunday mass. As soon as they step out it starts to rain like crazy. Maggie opens her umbrella and offers to walk Joan to her car. As they walk, Joan asks, "Maggie, you mever cease to amaze me". "Why is that", asks Maggie. "Beacause", Joan says, "it never fails. Whenever it rains you always have your umbrella with you and ready. Even if it started out as the sunniest and hottest day, whenever you bring your umbrella to church it starts to rain. How do you do that?" Maggie blushes a little and says, "It's very easy. I have a system. Whenever Sunday comes along I get up early in the morning and I look at my husband Jack's penis. If it's pointing to the right, I know it will be a bright and sunny day and I don't have to bring my umbrella. However, if it's pointing to the left, I know it 's going to rain and that's why I have my umbrella with me. The system's never failed me yet." Joan is taken aback by Maggie's answer and after a few seconds recovers and asks, "But Maggie, what do you do if his penis is pointing straight up?" "That's easy", Maggie says, "on those days I don't come to church".

Replies MizsAddiction18 Posted at 6:25 pm on July 4, 2009 loll it was.. kayy aha WickedWiccan Posted at 6:12 pm on July 4, 2009 I think it's funny in a silly way.   Tits McGee Posted at 6:05 pm on July 4, 2009 THAT WASN'T FUNNY. All 3 previous replies displayed.