Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Talk to a Stranger, post results. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]deuces13[/m] at 9:58 pm on July 9, 2009[quote]lmao[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Alternative Twitch Posted at 9:58 pm on July 9, 2009 Personally, I didn't think I'd ever use Livewire for this but why the hell not? It's a simple game. Go to omegle.com and start a conversation. Copy and paste... It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Use this as your opening sentence and post the results. Epic lulz should ensue. I'll go first. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Stranger: Yeah at the baby sitters Stranger: why? You: I like your children. You: And I can't see them from here. You: Where does your baby sitter live? Stranger: what the hell, why would I tell you that? You: Why would you not tell me? Stranger: what are you my stalker now? You: Clearly I'm not interested in you. Stranger: then Fuck off, Your conversational partner has disconnected. Your turn Livewire.

Replies Alternative Twitch Posted at 7:15 am on July 13, 2009 Haha, some great conversations guise. Good job! The Stranger Posted at 11:35 pm on July 9, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Jesus loves you You: (: Stranger: does jesus love my family? You: Yes Stranger: does jesus love my children? You: Yes he does Stranger: does jesus love my retard brother bilo? You: Yepp Stranger: does jesus love my neighbhor ulsulya collyatbuy? You: sure why the heck not Stranger: no one loves my neighbhor ulsulya collyatbuy divine judgement Posted at 10:38 pm on July 9, 2009 You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Stranger: hi Stranger: they are stroking my dick Stranger: where else You: stroking MY DICK Stranger: nope Stranger: i fuck my kids Stranger: sorry You: www.xnxx.com Stranger: and your kids too You: who is this, MJ? Stranger: kids love sucking on my lollipop Stranger: stop being so ignornat You: what did i do? You: hey Mj everyone thinks your dead LAWL! Stranger: your dads worthless Stranger: and i fucked your mom Stranger: shes a dirty slut You: cool hey MJ did you actually touch those kids? Stranger: yep You: ohhhh MJ im telling the court Stranger: they beat it too Stranger: it was thrilling You: LMFAO!!!! Stranger: im bad You: is it true they made legos from the plastic on your face? Stranger: nope Stranger: they made a dildo You: damn MJ your fucking nasty! Stranger: then stuck it up my corpses ass Stranger: and buried me with it You: but your not really dead...or are you a ghost> Stranger: i wanted them to put me to rest the wasy i lived Stranger: way* Stranger: yes Stranger: i haunt the internets Stranger: stalk the tubes You: holy shit it all makes sense! Stranger: it does You: bye ghost of MJ! Stranger: bye You have disconnected. White Fate Posted at 10:24 pm on July 9, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello ;) Stranger: heyy guy or girl? You: gurl You: you? Stranger: sick Stranger: guy Stranger: how old? You: 17 from cali, us You: you? Stranger: 17 canada Stranger: you horny? You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and you're being recorded, sir. You: Your IP address is being tracked. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. White Fate Posted at 10:21 pm on July 9, 2009 My funniest one yet: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hello :) Stranger: asl? ^^ You: 17/f/ca You: you? Stranger: 18 male france Stranger: woot a girl :D Stranger: it's cool You: yeah You: lol Stranger: hmm Stranger: you know what You: what? Stranger: I really think that I could entertain you You: really? Stranger: yeah. Stranger: I would drive you crazy ^^ Stranger: and very horny. You: cool Stranger: hmm Stranger: here my proposition Stranger: is You: i have one too ;) Stranger: I have a webcam, and I'm ready to use it, just for your pleasure :) You: can i tell you first Stranger: you don't have to gimme pics Stranger: nothing Stranger: you are a guy? Stranger: that's it? :( You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC You: And I'm catching a predator Stranger: ahaha ^^ Stranger: I'm not a predator You: lol Stranger: nice try though You: but You: for real, I am tracking your IP down Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'll screen shot this one too. Dissilusioned Posted at 10:20 pm on July 9, 2009 Aw this lady is really nice. divine judgement Posted at 10:20 pm on July 9, 2009 You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Stranger: i don't have kids You: yes you do Stranger: nah You: im your son! You: its me, remember that chick you fucked with no condemn? You: that was my mom Stranger: i'm a chick Stranger: lol You: oh shit You: i meant dude You: not chick Stranger: oh Stranger: yeah i remember You: you abandoned me :( Stranger: i know Stranger: :( Stranger: i'm sorry You: why? Stranger: you know mommy loves you You: i love you mommy Stranger: i love you too, son Stranger: i forgot your name..what was it? You: :( how could yoou forget you named me after dad, corn Stranger: i named you corn You: yes Stranger: ohh Stranger: now i remember! You: YAY! Stranger: how old are you now? 12? You: 16 Stranger: oh Stranger: i'm only 19 Stranger: so i had you when i was 3 :\ You: Well you were a horny 3 year old Stranger: i must have been Stranger: i got married when i was 3, too You: yeah but you divorced because he had a small prick Stranger: yeah true You: so wanna cyber mommy? Stranger: no thanks son You: NOW! Stranger: NO! You: please i promise ill be good! Stranger: no thanks You: your mean :( Stranger: sorry You: i wish i was never born! Stranger: you're grounded Stranger: go to your room You: i am in my room Stranger: lol Stranger: smart ass You: why am i grounded? Stranger: bc you're trying to e-fuck your mother You: its not my fault your hot! Stranger: lol Stranger: you couldn't know what i look like! Stranger: i was 3! You: so! >:( Stranger: lol You: sooo mom im getting undressed Stranger: that's cool You: zipppppppp there goes my pants Stranger: need me to change your diaper sweetheart? You: ohhhhhh yessss Stranger: lol You: please do Stranger: okay You: bye mom Stranger: bye son You: :( Stranger: past your bedtime You: im naughty punish me! Stranger: okay, so, i take it you're horny? You: no what gave you that idea? :) Stranger: lol gee i wonder You: sometimes your just too perverted mom Stranger: oh please Stranger: do you know your mothers name/ Stranger: *? You: no i dont :( Stranger: lol Stranger: sucks for you You: what is it? Stranger: Stefanie The Stranger Posted at 10:17 pm on July 9, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey baby Stranger: hi You: I know where you live Stranger: what? You: Yeah I'm at your window Stranger: um... You: Don't look out Stranger: asl? You: 54/Male/at your window Stranger: S.O.B Your conversational partner has disconnected Dissilusioned Posted at 10:17 pm on July 9, 2009 You: hi Stranger: Hello You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Stranger: Dumbledore is keeping them safe You: why? voldemort after them? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Hate when that happens You: yeah You: they must have been naughty kids Stranger: Yeah, they were You: you know dumbledore is gay don't you? Stranger: Yup You: are you happy leaving your kids in the hands of a homosexual? Stranger: what do you have against homosexuals? You: nothing You: i was asking you Stranger: It doesn't matter to me You: i'm so glad You: how many do you have? Stranger: 3 You: what are their names? Stranger: Jack, Isaac, & Alice Stranger: but i don't know who the father is, so I have a scheduled appearance to make on Maury You: are several black men going to come out and be all You: "he aint my kid!!" Stranger: Yes! You: i don't watch american tv You: i assume that how it goes Alternative Twitch Posted at 10:13 pm on July 9, 2009 lawl, yours are win my friend. White Fate Posted at 10:11 pm on July 9, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello Stranger: hi You: A/S/L? Stranger: 23/m/singapore You: 21/m/usa You: straight or homosexual? Stranger: very straight You: hmm...i can turn that around baby Stranger: with a bit curve here and there You: i'll make you gay Stranger: how are you gonna do that? You: i'm tracking your ip address right now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. S0LITUDE Posted at 10:10 pm on July 9, 2009 You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Stranger: Brazil You: ola! You: como estas? Stranger: to de boa Stranger: de onde vc é? You: united states You: america Stranger: sei sei Stranger: e fala espanhol? You: sim Stranger: gostei Stranger: vc é homem ou mulher? You: mulher You: voce? Stranger: Homem Stranger: Sergio Stranger: qual seu nome? You: Carla Stranger: nuss Stranger: eu tinha uma namorada q se chamava assim Stranger: qual sua idade? this person was getting personal o: White Fate Posted at 10:09 pm on July 9, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello. Stranger: you an rp? You: Yes. Stranger: are you a liar? aahaha You: No, really I am. Stranger: whats your name? You: Cindy. Stranger: oh so you have aim? You: Yes, but first. You: How old are you? Stranger: 15 You: Male? Stranger: yes You: So basically, you want to cyber sex? Stranger: lmfaoo your not the rp i was lookin for hahah You: Well. I'm 44 and I'm gonna rip you a new ass hole, little boy. Stranger: oh really? Stranger: how are you gonna do that? You: I'm tracking your IP address as we chat right now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Alternative Twitch Posted at 10:07 pm on July 9, 2009 Quote: from S0LITUDE at 10:05 pm on July 9, 2009 Quote: from Alternative Twitch at 7:04 am on July 10, 2009 Nice try Solitude, but you lost the game =P     ffffffffffffff Nice airemaye Posted at 10:06 pm on July 9, 2009 You: It's a quarter past the hour, do you know where your children are? Stranger: IN MY UTERUS. You: That's great Stranger: yeah ;D You: I have 13 You: children, I mean Stranger: oh cool! Stranger: do YOU know where all of them are? You: Yes You: they're in boxes You: I'm going to ship them to America Stranger: cool! Stranger: i'm in america Stranger: ! Stranger: maybe i can meet them Stranger: ?!\ Most recent 15 of 26 previous replies displayed.