Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Tricking a Nun Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Alternative Twitch[/m] at 11:00 am on Feb. 19, 2011[quote]Pretty good joke, you got a slight grin out of me. [/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Tvirus Posted at 10:57 am on Feb. 19, 2011 A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Replies KatyKat3 Posted at 5:40 am on Feb. 24, 2011 lmao Nick is the name Posted at 8:54 pm on Feb. 19, 2011 LOL SpartanElite Posted at 11:52 am on Feb. 19, 2011 LOL wow Atelophobia Posted at 11:27 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Haha! Music2Live Posted at 11:24 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Hahahaha, OMG. misslunyluna Posted at 11:23 am on Feb. 19, 2011 LOL woooow... Amber Scott Posted at 11:11 am on Feb. 19, 2011 hahahaha niiice sOsHiTe Posted at 11:09 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Haha nice LizDottCom Posted at 11:07 am on Feb. 19, 2011 hahahaaaaaaaaaaaha Nattyice Posted at 11:05 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Omg! SupermanLover000 Posted at 11:03 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Lmao. hornyfreak4 Posted at 11:02 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Haha that was cute Pricess Alana Posted at 11:01 am on Feb. 19, 2011 lol Alternative Twitch Posted at 11:00 am on Feb. 19, 2011 Pretty good joke, you got a slight grin out of me. All 14 previous replies displayed.