Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic haha wow Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]fire storm[/m] at 3:52 am on Oct. 21, 2011[quote]Three men were trying out for the FBI. The testing agent approached the three men with a gun. He pointed to a door and said, "We have all your wives in that room over there. For you to make it into the FBI, you must each take this gun and shoot your wife." The first man took the gun, walked boldly into the room, and shut the door. The others listened for gunshots, but heard nothing. A while later, the man came out of the room, crying, "I can't shoot my wife. I love her!" The second man took the gun, walked boldly into the room, and shut the door behind him. The others again listened for gunshots, but again heard only silence. The man came out, bawling, and said, "I can't shoot my wife! She cooks so well, and I love her so much!" The third man said, "Gimme the danged gun." He snatched the weapon, and marched in the room. It took no time at all to hear: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! That was followed by all sorts of banging noise, screams, and then finally cold silence. The man emerged from the room, sweating profusely, and barked, "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! So I had to beat her to death with a chair."[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post fire storm Posted at 3:52 am on Oct. 21, 2011 Three men were trying out for the FBI. The testing agent approached the three men with a gun. He pointed to a door and said, "We have all your wives in that room over there. For you to make it into the FBI, you must each take this gun and shoot your wife." The first man took the gun, walked boldly into the room, and shut the door. The others listened for gunshots, but heard nothing. A while later, the man came out of the room, crying, "I can't shoot my wife. I love her!" The second man took the gun, walked boldly into the room, and shut the door behind him. The others again listened for gunshots, but again heard only silence. The man came out, bawling, and said, "I can't shoot my wife! She cooks so well, and I love her so much!" The third man said, "Gimme the danged gun." He snatched the weapon, and marched in the room. It took no time at all to hear: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! That was followed by all sorts of banging noise, screams, and then finally cold silence. The man emerged from the room, sweating profusely, and barked, "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! So I had to beat her to death with a chair."

Replies Sqi 8000 Posted at 1:24 pm on Nov. 13, 2011 I still love this joke. Zekes Posted at 7:06 pm on Nov. 9, 2011 Guess he wanted to ditched his wife that's why he took the test seriously. beautifulgreeneyes Posted at 6:09 am on Oct. 21, 2011 nice.......... 010 Posted at 5:08 am on Oct. 21, 2011 Lmfao I love it Spice Posted at 4:22 am on Oct. 21, 2011 that used to be that the third was a women starry night Posted at 4:00 am on Oct. 21, 2011   feeltheshane Posted at 4:00 am on Oct. 21, 2011 Lol o. I would have beaten her with the actual gun. All 7 previous replies displayed.