Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic a science joke Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]polio[/m] at 3:34 pm on June 6, 2012[quote]two cats are sliding down a roof, how can you tell which one will fall first? it's the one with the smallest mu.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post yesiamconfident Posted at 3:28 pm on June 6, 2012 a neutron walks in a bar. he has a few drinks. when he is about to pay for the drink, the bartender says "for you, no charge." My chemistry teacher told me this and i thought it was funny

Replies barnabas Posted at 9:44 pm on June 6, 2012 this topic was wonderful and i love all of you. penguincube Posted at 9:14 pm on June 6, 2012 The last time I told a chemistry joke it got no reaction. Hex Omega Posted at 4:04 pm on June 6, 2012 hahahahahaha balazs those were great Sadanlonely Posted at 3:57 pm on June 6, 2012 I love things like that as it helps u remember! polio Posted at 3:34 pm on June 6, 2012 two cats are sliding down a roof, how can you tell which one will fall first? it's the one with the smallest mu. polio Posted at 3:33 pm on June 6, 2012 The tachyon leaves. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar. Helium goes into a bar, the bartender says "sorry we don't serve noble gases here". Helium doesn't react. a superconductor walks into a bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here". the superconductor leaves without any resistance. a higgs boson walks into a church, the priest tells him he is not welcome here. the higgs boson replies: "but without me how can you have mass?" yesiamconfident Posted at 3:31 pm on June 6, 2012 Quote: from Daedalus at 3:30 pm on June 6, 2012 I like silly science based jokes. However, it's really rare to come across one that I have not heard, because all the good ones Argon. lol! Daedalus Posted at 3:30 pm on June 6, 2012 I like silly science based jokes.  However, it's really rare to come across one that I have not heard, because all the good ones Argon. yoshiness Posted at 3:30 pm on June 6, 2012 It's really not funny. There's funnier chemistry jokes. All 9 previous replies displayed.