As anyone who frequents this forum will know, there have recently been a large amount of topics about the 'Twilight' series by Stephanie Meyer. In the hope of consolidating some of the discussion, I have decided to create a general topic.
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The Twilight series consists of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
The plot is centred around Bella Swan, a young woman who falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen.
Quote: from Fouad at 11:30 am on May 14, 2008 hate romantic novels! Cause you don't get to have a romantic moment in real life. bahhaaa looser XP
hate romantic novels!
Cause you don't get to have a romantic moment in real life. bahhaaa looser XP
Or possibly because they have a great deal of experience with romance and know exactly how unrealistic romance novels are?
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It's called Nightlight. Very amusing.
Of course, the Twihards raise a stink about it in the comments. Why so srs? I don't see why people can't understand that a parody's all in good fun. It's not like the writer is a hater, because they're knowledgeable enough about the series. Usually parody-writers are fans of the title they're spoofing, anyway. I'm a big HP and LotR fan and do not take any parodying of these titles in that light; I love parodies.
No she doesn't. She cares that Bella is having a baby because she, Rosalie, cannot have a baby. If Bella didn't have a kid, Rosalie would've still treated her the same way she treated her throughout the other three books: like something to scrape off her shoe. wrt the rape storyline, I wouldn't feel too sorry for someone who then brutally murdered her rapists, personally.
wrt the rape storyline, I wouldn't feel too sorry for someone who then brutally murdered her rapists, personally.
Quote: from DaisyMontana at 4:41 pm on Sep. 16, 2009 I FEEL SO BAD FOR ROSALIE HALE!!!!!!!!! Why? She's a bitch.
I FEEL SO BAD FOR ROSALIE HALE!!!!!!!!!
Why? She's a bitch.
Also, the sparkledo is amazing. And by amazing, I mean hi-fucking-larious.
http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html?thread=3667551
Twilight in Fifteen Minutes, if you're up for a laugh. ;)
Also, did you hear about the Twilight dildo? It sparkles, of course. And you're supposed to keep it in the fridge for maximum effect. Get it? So it's cold like vampire peen.
More amusing rather than disturbing, like the whole womb thing was.
I agree with what Stephen King said about Smeyer.
And vampires should not sparkle.
Why is it that only the people who hate Twilight seem to post in here? Seems odd to me.