Friend 2: Annoying and pathetic! I don't WANT to play Warcraft with you. Never did and never will. Go away. Stop inviting me to stupid MSN conversations you have with your friends whom I DON'T know. Also, stop lying about everything! You don't have a boyfriend, you are not a TA - I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. Shut the hell up about it already.
Argh.