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blufindr
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Posted at 2:17 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from afmc011 at 7:15 pm on July 14, 2008
Hahahaha! Oh yes, classic. :D
haha i know! XD that one made my boyfriend give excuses to go to my house in the middle of winter. every single day. he'd be here now, cept my dad finally put his foot down and said no lol. |
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afmc011
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Posted at 2:15 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from blufindr at 5:05 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:58 pm on July 14, 2008
What Amish joke?  
you know the one. an amish girl says to her mother "my hands are cold". so the mother says "put them between your legs, they'll get warm". she's sitting in a car with her boyfriend. and he says "my hands are cold". so she tells him "put it in between my legs, they'll get warm". he does. and a little while later, he says "my nose is cold". so she tells him "put it between my legs, they'll get warm". so he sticks his face in her crotch. a little while later, he says "my penis is cold", so she tells him to put it between her legs, and he does. the next day, she asks her mother "do you know what a penis is?". and the mother is a little worried, she's not supposed to know this sort of thing, and says "yes, why do you ask?" the girl replies, "well, they make a lot of mess when they defrost, don't they?" 
Hahahaha! Oh yes, classic. :D |
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blufindr
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Posted at 2:05 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:58 pm on July 14, 2008
What Amish joke?  
you know the one. an amish girl says to her mother "my hands are cold". so the mother says "put them between your legs, they'll get warm". she's sitting in a car with her boyfriend. and he says "my hands are cold". so she tells him "put it in between my legs, they'll get warm". he does. and a little while later, he says "my nose is cold". so she tells him "put it between my legs, they'll get warm". so he sticks his face in her crotch. a little while later, he says "my penis is cold", so she tells him to put it between her legs, and he does. the next day, she asks her mother "do you know what a penis is?". and the mother is a little worried, she's not supposed to know this sort of thing, and says "yes, why do you ask?" the girl replies, "well, they make a lot of mess when they defrost, don't they?" |
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afmc011
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Posted at 1:58 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from blufindr at 4:53 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:48 pm on July 14, 2008
Quote: from blufindr at 4:46 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008
You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one.
ooh, really? crap... 
You never know with people these days. They could be... well, they are retarded. Most of them, anyway. 
like moi? nah, it was fun. but i think using a lifesaver icecream makes it not so much fun. that thing is massive. and messy when it melts. which reminds me of that amish joke XD 
What Amish joke? |
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blufindr
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Posted at 1:53 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:48 pm on July 14, 2008
Quote: from blufindr at 4:46 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008
You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one.
ooh, really? crap... 
You never know with people these days. They could be... well, they are retarded. Most of them, anyway. 
like moi? nah, it was fun. but i think using a lifesaver icecream makes it not so much fun. that thing is massive. and messy when it melts. which reminds me of that amish joke XD |
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afmc011
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Posted at 1:48 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from blufindr at 4:46 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008
You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one.
ooh, really? crap... 
You never know with people these days. They could be... well, they are retarded. Most of them, anyway. |
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blufindr
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Posted at 1:46 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008
You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one.
ooh, really? crap... |
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afmc011
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Posted at 1:45 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from blufindr at 4:41 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:39 pm on July 14, 2008
Quote: from blufindr at 4:34 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008
Popsicles are for a warm pussy.
ouch. 
Have you ever tried it? 
yup. hence the ouch. 
You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one. |
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Laeto Leto
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Posted at 1:42 am on July 14, 2008 |
| Today I bought popsicles for my entire staff cause we made service times. |
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blufindr
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Posted at 1:41 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:39 pm on July 14, 2008
Quote: from blufindr at 4:34 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008
Popsicles are for a warm pussy.
ouch. 
Have you ever tried it? 
yup. hence the ouch. |
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OkayKelsey
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Posted at 1:40 am on July 14, 2008 |
| i like them when ever, but enjoy them after a hot day at the beach when im sunburt makes me feel much better |
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afmc011
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Posted at 1:39 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from blufindr at 4:34 am on July 14, 2008
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008
Popsicles are for a warm pussy.
ouch. 
Have you ever tried it? |
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fullmooncurse
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Posted at 1:38 am on July 14, 2008 |
Meh Flavored frozen water on a stick. But I like orange. |
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HXC
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Posted at 1:37 am on July 14, 2008 |
| YOU FUCKTARDS MADE MY TOPIC EXLPICIT. fuck you. <3 |
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blufindr
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Posted at 1:34 am on July 14, 2008 |
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008
Popsicles are for a warm pussy.
ouch. |
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