Hahahaha! Oh yes, classic. :D
haha i know! XD that one made my boyfriend give excuses to go to my house in the middle of winter. every single day. he'd be here now, cept my dad finally put his foot down and said no lol.
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:58 pm on July 14, 2008 What Amish joke? you know the one. an amish girl says to her mother "my hands are cold". so the mother says "put them between your legs, they'll get warm". she's sitting in a car with her boyfriend. and he says "my hands are cold". so she tells him "put it in between my legs, they'll get warm". he does. and a little while later, he says "my nose is cold". so she tells him "put it between my legs, they'll get warm". so he sticks his face in her crotch. a little while later, he says "my penis is cold", so she tells him to put it between her legs, and he does. the next day, she asks her mother "do you know what a penis is?". and the mother is a little worried, she's not supposed to know this sort of thing, and says "yes, why do you ask?" the girl replies, "well, they make a lot of mess when they defrost, don't they?"
What Amish joke?
you know the one.
an amish girl says to her mother "my hands are cold". so the mother says "put them between your legs, they'll get warm". she's sitting in a car with her boyfriend. and he says "my hands are cold". so she tells him "put it in between my legs, they'll get warm". he does. and a little while later, he says "my nose is cold". so she tells him "put it between my legs, they'll get warm". so he sticks his face in her crotch. a little while later, he says "my penis is cold", so she tells him to put it between her legs, and he does. the next day, she asks her mother "do you know what a penis is?". and the mother is a little worried, she's not supposed to know this sort of thing, and says "yes, why do you ask?" the girl replies, "well, they make a lot of mess when they defrost, don't they?"
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:48 pm on July 14, 2008 Quote: from blufindr at 4:46 am on July 14, 2008 Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008 You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one. ooh, really? crap... You never know with people these days. They could be... well, they are retarded. Most of them, anyway. like moi? nah, it was fun. but i think using a lifesaver icecream makes it not so much fun. that thing is massive. and messy when it melts. which reminds me of that amish joke XD
Quote: from blufindr at 4:46 am on July 14, 2008 Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008 You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one. ooh, really? crap... You never know with people these days. They could be... well, they are retarded. Most of them, anyway.
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:45 pm on July 14, 2008 You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one. ooh, really? crap...
You didn't fuck it raw or whatever, did you? 'Cause like... You're supposed to use a condom or something like one.
ooh, really? crap...
You never know with people these days. They could be... well, they are retarded. Most of them, anyway.
like moi? nah, it was fun. but i think using a lifesaver icecream makes it not so much fun. that thing is massive. and messy when it melts.
which reminds me of that amish joke XD
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:39 pm on July 14, 2008 Quote: from blufindr at 4:34 am on July 14, 2008 Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008 Popsicles are for a warm pussy. ouch. Have you ever tried it? yup. hence the ouch.
Quote: from blufindr at 4:34 am on July 14, 2008 Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008 Popsicles are for a warm pussy. ouch. Have you ever tried it?
Quote: from afmc011 at 6:31 pm on July 14, 2008 Popsicles are for a warm pussy. ouch.
Popsicles are for a warm pussy.
ouch.
Have you ever tried it?
yup. hence the ouch.
makes me feel much better
fuck you. <3